666 Bukkake
https://666bukkake.com
666 + bukkake sounds like the name of a party in hell, but the DJ is Satan himself, and the main ringleader is a girl named Emily Rose, who can turn her head 360 degrees as she descends the stairs. And then the men line up, take out their dicks and shoot their sperm into the winged angel women, and the angels cry and lick their semen with their pink tongues like hungry kittens. So yeah. This review is going to be a real party. Motherfuckers, meet 666bukkake.com.
Your eyes are bleeding.
I don't know where to look; I'm on the verge of saying that 666bukkake.com's web design is a Chernobyl-class disaster, but it definitely fits the theme. Who cares about design when you have a chick on her knees with her mouth open pouring warm piss (not cum) into it multiple times. I try to be professional, trying to find the company profile and all that, but my eyes are fixed on a welcoming picture that burns and caresses at the same time. I want to look away, but I'm mesmerized.
Get a grip, it's important, because this review goes into "adrift" mode. There is no decent way to write a review about this place. The name of this restaurant is truly phenomenal, as it seems to say everything about this place without uttering a single word. 666bukkake.com. masterpiece.
The letters melted away, blending in with all the fiddling on the site, and the "become a member" sign kept flashing, driving me to a huff. Even when I close my eyes, the letters flicker in my head, and I feel as if I'm at a Rammstein concert, with the audience all shouting Du Hast in unison and the lead singer smashing the microphone over my head. Clutter at its best. The moment the anticonvulsants kick in, I'm at my best.
Keep your head up.
You're still here, the home page of 666bukkake.com says, "Piss-soaked German Amateur Girls." Maybe that's why my subconscious was sending Du Hast vibes everywhere. I don't know if the site is in German or not, and I can't be bothered to look for the "About Us" section. All I know, and all I care to know, is that 666bukkake.com is a premium place where people piss on each other, cum on each other and fuck in between rehydrations.
John Thomson Productions doesn't resemble anything either. That's because I'm not very good at naming things, especially when a bowl full of piss is looking at me from the home page. The thumbnails are still there (thank goodness), and the language bar is a nice touch. I'm finally getting busy organizing my thoughts, and the black background helps a lot with that. When things get hectic, I just turn my gaze to the black space and repeat, "You are TPD," with the emphasis on "TO."
Why not make a joke.
Why not select Spanish in the language bar and continue the review. I'm going to help you guys learn some useful Spanish words, and you won't need the English version anyway. Anyway, I know these sites like the back of my hand. The only thing that translates is the top of the home page. Unfortunate, because Sexo hardcore isn't even Spanish, but you'll need to know words like meadas when you find yourself in a Latin brothel. Look at this, motherfucker.
Let's get serious for a second: it's good that 666bukkake.com offers free trailers, but it's bad that 666bukkake.com offers free trailers that I have to watch. The part where the blonde bounces on her dick was hot, but seeing her gorgeous teeth yellowed with piss is kind of a boner killer. But since you're here reading reviews of sites devoted to extreme piss drinking, I'll pretend I like it, too. There's nothing better than opening your mouth and pouring piss all over your boobs, making room for more piss in your mouth. Fascinating.
Finally some useful information.
Your piss-filled brain has already noticed that 666bukkake.com is a premium page offering exclusive videos. Despite its amateurish appearance, 666bukkake.com requires payment from its members to unlock golden goodies. The site boasts more than 160 exclusive videos, 700 bonus DVDs and 850 bonus clips. Paid users can watch and download movies without restriction, and the downloadable 4K+ galleries are a great added benefit.
Other good news is coming: 666bukkake.com claims to be adding one new video a day, as well as a different quality download for each move. When it comes to content, it's pretty obvious. In 99% of the cases, chicks are gang-raped, but not in the style of Adriana Chechik from BlackedRaw, but rather in the style of a German mare surrounded by masked robbers who just got out of prison after 20 years.Naturally, my tarts are raped beyond repair, my asses are overworked, and my urination is as extreme as my morning habit of urinating after two cases of golden pilsner. I've decided not to drink beer for at least a year. I'm also going to give up bratwurst for a couple of centuries.
The price you have to pay to watch someone else scoff.
It doesn't take a genius to realize that 666bukkake.com is not for everyone. So, since you're still here and reading this review, you're obviously a fan of peeing and worrying about some paltry price you have to pay for all the trouble you had to go through to please your twisted mind. Shame on you.
A monthly membership costs $39.95 and an annual membership deducts $8 a month from your account. It's odd that this page only offers two premium packages, since 666bukkake.com is definitely something you need to check out before making a final decision, so maybe a few trial options would be nice. The only payment option is a credit card, which is a little lame, but it's one of those problems that can easily be solved.
Concerns.
In the meantime, I watched some of the videos, most of which are over 50 minutes long and sometimes over 70 minutes, which is fucking awesome. I also saw Brittany Bardot somewhere on the list of models. This means that not every smash on this page is a complete amateur. After all, despite the ridiculous interface, this page has a lot of pissing experience and knows that its users want regular updates and as many filtering options as possible.
Check out the movie listings. There you'll find everything from the year of release and the woman's name to a list of all the tags included. Stockings, MILF, piss, gangbang, blowjob, cumshot are just a couple of the tags I've seen, but I guarantee the filtering tool is phenomenal as hell. The videos are mostly in 1080p format. Given all this, it's understandable that it's no surprise that 666bukkake.com requires payment to open its doors. Imagine someone hires a pretty girl, films the blissful moment of a golden shower on her face and offers it for free to a cheap fetishist. That's not going to happen.
What do you want me to say.
Whatever I write in this conclusion, you'll be on the winning side. Because finding such a raw site with a face like the palm of your hand is no walk in the park. It's like pissing in the park in the winter, at night, when your dick is burning like hell. You know what I mean. I have better things to do than convince idiots to pay for pee videos, so if you think you can find 1080p fetish videos for free and download them for free, be my guest. Piss.