9GAG NSFW
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What does this have to do with Asian girls in bikinis and men being held by river crab dicks. Fat teenage asses, O-legs, memes about masturbating in the river, etc. I know it's a mystery, but I'll give you another example. Where are the sexy professional models posing on rooftops, the comic strips accidentally hitting on a girl's huge boobs, or the spy shots of the woman below sunbathing naked on a balcony. And how about Simpsons memes referencing cartoons that only someone who wears a fedora and doesn't shave their neck can understand, all of which can be found in the NSFW section on 9GAG.
9GAG.com has been offering obscene memes and pretty girls since 2008. This image sharing and social media site posts content created by users from around the world and is often considered the anus of the Internet. Why, because all the crap you see on Facebook, Instagram and sites like the one the kids are using this week comes from 9GAG. I'm a kick-ass guy, so naturally I gravitate to the NSFW section of the site. If I had a boss, I'd be totally fired. But let's not let that get in the way of being productive by visiting a site that is full of sexy women, double entendres and deeply geeky jokes.
Not your typical porn site
9GAG is not a typical porn site. In fact, it's not a porn site. Even the NSFW unsafe-for-work section says "No sexually explicit content," just below the NSFW header, which reads, "WTF. If you masturbate to avoid nipples, raging dicks and close-ups of mouth, groin and anus penetration, why would you boss. Why is there a section of material I shouldn't watch when I'm not watching. It seems like crap for underage wimps, but who are we to judge.
Most of the content is still images, with some animated GIFs and short videos to dilute the monotony. By default, the hottest content is displayed first. Hotness is determined by a combination of the upload date and the current number of votes. Users can vote content up or down using the arrows below each image. They can also leave comments if they want to be more sociable.
The hottest content at the moment is a 35-second video. It begins with an Asian man kneeling in a river looking for something underwater. He starts screaming like a girl, and when he gets up he sees a crab dangling from his swim trunks. Another man hears the scream and helps the man remove the claws from his balls.
The man, presumably staging a sexual assault by a crustacean, laughs hilariously as he falls to the bottom. But this is fap material only if there's a specific fetish, which I've never encountered in all the time I've been browsing BDSM tube and kink pay sites. I'm more interested in content like the second "Hottest" piece, which is a bit of a "fap," but not really a "fap." It's a short video of a fat teen showing off his butt and thighs in new skinny jeans. Underneath is a shot of a Japanese beauty with big boobs wearing almost nothing - her nipples are hidden by the threads of a robe hanging off her body, because 9GAG does not allow sexual content in its NSFW section.
It's a shame that real sexual content is banned, but there's some pretty good stuff. We found a close-up of a Latina girl with her big ass, pussy and anus just hidden by her panties. The ephemerality of the film is expressed through the combination of "ephemeral" and "fragile." In these cases, they are "moe moe."
Sex memes and jokes about pornography
9GAG is better known for the memes that trickle down from the site than the predominantly nude women posted by its users; they are a bit sexier in the NSFW section. For example, an Asian teenager pointed to the boobs of an Asian MILF and found "global warming" written at the top. The younger one's boobs said "Earth" and the older one's boobs said "Ozone Layer" I looked at them for about five minutes and didn't get the joke. However, the picture made my dick get all hard. I got the strange urge to either donate it to an environmental organization or throw lots of lead paint spray cans into the ocean.
Every once in a while I get jokes about sexual topics without having to look at anything sexual or masturbate. One joke meme combines a creepy picture of a fish with a human face and an image of a silly doll masturbating in a river. There's also a screenshot from "Rick and Morty" with the caption, "When she says, 'Let me in already. You son of a bitch, I'm game."
Users in the NSFW area of 9GAG sometimes censor really NSFW content when they're not joking about their little dicks. I found a picture of a tight-fitting supermodel on the home page, scrolled down a bit and found an animated GIF of a girl giving a blowjob.There's too much explicit sex to look at, but it's still up there, probably because it was all done as a pencil drawing animation with an art filter. It is not immediately obvious that we are watching a girl trying to suck cum out of a straw until we look closely at the image for a few seconds.
There are also plenty of obvious pornographic screen shots where the really dirty stuff is cut out and the jokes are captioned. Hot sluts playing video games have been seen with their friends' screaming faces, feet over their heads and crazy angles shoved into the frame from the side. There were jokes about the Bushfires in Australia and the impending war between the U.S. and Iran, but my twisted ass spent the last ten minutes staring at the picture and trying to remember what kind of porn it was. Looking at the comments section, you'd think someone would say tsk tsk, but instead the geeks complain that the girl controller isn't really on. Get your priorities in order, idiots.
I know there's another screen-grabbing meme in porn that originated from Mia Khalifa's breakup scene with Juliana Vega. The two are standing in a burqa and are flanked by a stud dressed as a biker. The caption reads, "Iranian diplomat meets with U.S. Pentagon officials for cease-fire talks." It's all very interesting, but I think I'll take a break and go watch the Bang Brothers' masterpiece. No one wants to go back to video sex more than Mia.
Hot stuff, sexy stuff, funny stuff.
In 9GAG's default viewing mode, the hottest stuff comes first. I switched to fresh view to see the most recent stuff that appeared on the site. Finally, I found porn. The latest is a short amateur video of a gorgeous, mysterious, ethnic beauty riding a man's cock. She has a perfect body with round tits, a shaved pussy and a beautiful, perky smile. This video was added 11 minutes ago, but how many more minutes before it is removed for moderation.
The site is updated every few minutes with new, often original content, most of which is not as textured as this amateur dick riding. Minutes before this upload, some idiot added a meme about Fortnite and Doom that has nothing to do with the NSFW section. If you took this to kindergarten and showed it to the teachers, they'd just say they prefer Call of Duty. In the last hour, the site has been flooded with new bikini shots, shots of voyeurs peeking under women's skirts, and chicks showing off their boobs from new dresses.
The NSFW area on 9GAG is officially "free of sexually explicit content," but you can still find something interesting. There are plenty of sexy women in bikinis and revealing dresses, but truly pornographic content is rare. You can probably catch a fap session here, though this site will be more interesting for those looking for cheap laughs with light T&A-style memes.
What does this have to do with Asian girls in bikinis and men being held by river crab dicks. Fat teenage asses, O-legs, memes about masturbating in the river, etc. I know it's a mystery, but I'll give you another example. Where are the sexy professional models posing on rooftops, the comic strips accidentally hitting on a girl's huge boobs, or the spy shots of the woman below sunbathing naked on a balcony. And how about Simpsons memes referencing cartoons that only someone who wears a fedora and doesn't shave their neck can understand, all of which can be found in the NSFW section on 9GAG. 9GAG.com has been offering obscene memes and pretty girls since 2008. This image sharing and social media site posts content created by users from around the world and is often considered the anus of the Internet. Why, because all the crap you see on Facebook, Instagram and sites like the one the kids are using this week comes from 9GAG. I'm a kick-ass guy, so naturally I gravitate to the NSFW section of the site. If I had a boss, I'd be totally fired. But let's not let that get in the way of being productive by visiting a site that is full of sexy women, double entendres and deeply geeky jokes. Not your typical porn site 9GAG is not a typical porn site. In fact, it's not a porn site. Even the NSFW unsafe-for-work section says "No sexually explicit content," just below the NSFW header, which reads, "WTF. If you masturbate to avoid nipples, raging dicks and close-ups of mouth, groin and anus penetration, why would you boss. Why is there a section of material I shouldn't watch when I'm not watching. It seems like crap for underage wimps, but who are we to judge. Most of the content is still images, with some animated GIFs and short videos to dilute the monotony. By default, the hottest content is displayed first. Hotness is determined by a combination of the upload date and the current number of votes. Users can vote content up or down using the arrows below each image. They can also leave comments if they want to be more sociable. The hottest content at the moment is a 35-second video. It begins with an Asian man kneeling in a river looking for something underwater. He starts screaming like a girl, and when he gets up he sees a crab dangling from his swim trunks. Another man hears the scream and helps the man remove the claws from his balls. The man, presumably staging a sexual assault by a crustacean, laughs hilariously as he falls to the bottom. But this is fap material only if there's a specific fetish, which I've never encountered in all the time I've been browsing BDSM tube and kink pay sites. I'm more interested in content like the second "Hottest" piece, which is a bit of a "fap," but not really a "fap." It's a short video of a fat teen showing off his butt and thighs in new skinny jeans. Underneath is a shot of a Japanese beauty with big boobs wearing almost nothing - her nipples are hidden by the threads of a robe hanging off her body, because 9GAG does not allow sexual content in its NSFW section. It's a shame that real sexual content is banned, but there's some pretty good stuff. We found a close-up of a Latina girl with her big ass, pussy and anus just hidden by her panties. The ephemerality of the film is expressed through the combination of "ephemeral" and "fragile." In these cases, they are "moe moe." Sex memes and jokes about pornography 9GAG is better known for the memes that trickle down from the site than the predominantly nude women posted by its users; they are a bit sexier in the NSFW section. For example, an Asian teenager pointed to the boobs of an Asian MILF and found "global warming" written at the top. The younger one's boobs said "Earth" and the older one's boobs said "Ozone Layer" I looked at them for about five minutes and didn't get the joke. However, the picture made my dick get all hard. I got the strange urge to either donate it to an environmental organization or throw lots of lead paint spray cans into the ocean. Every once in a while I get jokes about sexual topics without having to look at anything sexual or masturbate. One joke meme combines a creepy picture of a fish with a human face and an image of a silly doll masturbating in a river. There's also a screenshot from "Rick and Morty" with the caption, "When she says, 'Let me in already. You son of a bitch, I'm game." Users in the NSFW area of 9GAG sometimes censor really NSFW content when they're not joking about their little dicks. I found a picture of a tight-fitting supermodel on the home page, scrolled down a bit and found an animated GIF of a girl giving a blowjob.There's too much explicit sex to look at, but it's still up there, probably because it was all done as a pencil drawing animation with an art filter. It is not immediately obvious that we are watching a girl trying to suck cum out of a straw until we look closely at the image for a few seconds. There are also plenty of obvious pornographic screen shots where the really dirty stuff is cut out and the jokes are captioned. Hot sluts playing video games have been seen with their friends' screaming faces, feet over their heads and crazy angles shoved into the frame from the side. There were jokes about the Bushfires in Australia and the impending war between the U.S. and Iran, but my twisted ass spent the last ten minutes staring at the picture and trying to remember what kind of porn it was. Looking at the comments section, you'd think someone would say tsk tsk, but instead the geeks complain that the girl controller isn't really on. Get your priorities in order, idiots. I know there's another screen-grabbing meme in porn that originated from Mia Khalifa's breakup scene with Juliana Vega. The two are standing in a burqa and are flanked by a stud dressed as a biker. The caption reads, "Iranian diplomat meets with U.S. Pentagon officials for cease-fire talks." It's all very interesting, but I think I'll take a break and go watch the Bang Brothers' masterpiece. No one wants to go back to video sex more than Mia. Hot stuff, sexy stuff, funny stuff. In 9GAG's default viewing mode, the hottest stuff comes first. I switched to fresh view to see the most recent stuff that appeared on the site. Finally, I found porn. The latest is a short amateur video of a gorgeous, mysterious, ethnic beauty riding a man's cock. She has a perfect body with round tits, a shaved pussy and a beautiful, perky smile. This video was added 11 minutes ago, but how many more minutes before it is removed for moderation. The site is updated every few minutes with new, often original content, most of which is not as textured as this amateur dick riding. Minutes before this upload, some idiot added a meme about Fortnite and Doom that has nothing to do with the NSFW section. If you took this to kindergarten and showed it to the teachers, they'd just say they prefer Call of Duty. In the last hour, the site has been flooded with new bikini shots, shots of voyeurs peeking under women's skirts, and chicks showing off their boobs from new dresses. The NSFW area on 9GAG is officially "free of sexually explicit content," but you can still find something interesting. There are plenty of sexy women in bikinis and revealing dresses, but truly pornographic content is rare. You can probably catch a fap session here, though this site will be more interesting for those looking for cheap laughs with light T&A-style memes.