Chatropolis

These days, young perverts are having a very good time. They have easy access to live webcam shows, pornographic video games, and crazy VR movies that send pornography directly into their eyeballs. In the olden days, the best way to have interactive masturbation was through phone sex lines. In the early days of the Internet, sex chat rooms made up for that lack; Chatropolis is one of the older adult chat sites, in operation since 1994.

Most mid-90s websites have long since been lost to the ether. I wish they'd back up the old GeoCities page about the Backstreet Boys, and the fact that Chatropolis.com still exists is a testament to text-based sex chat. Watch the HD premium anal teen movies and get a little Maybe I'm spoiled! So I really wonder why people still wank over this.

Masturbate with an old-school vibrator!

The first thing you notice about Chatropolis is its design. The landing page is just a simple logo, probably Photoshopped when the site was new. Clicking on the main page doesn't make it look any more modern. This is a mid-90s site.

Chatropolis looks like a website from a time when no one knew about WordPress templates, HD images, etc. yet. The design is simple: black background, white text, blue links. It looks like an old amateur website, built with a very basic understanding of HTML.

The home page is rarely updated with Chatropolis news. The last update was an unexpected outage a few months ago, and the one before that was almost a year ago. The content is mostly technical, such as being aware of spambots and how to handle errors caused by opening many chat sessions.

There are no very obvious signs in the text indicating that this is an adult chat site. However, this page does show spam. I have my spam blocker running as usual, but there is still a big banner at the top with a bunch of MILFs flashing. Perhaps I can fuck these girls and there is also an Asian girl who gets fucked in a 1 second doggy loop in the other ads on the page. That's right. If that is true, why waste time on text chat?

Whatever kinky shit you are up to about chatting.

I clicked on the Rooms link in the header to see what kind of dirty conversation Chatropolis could offer. This old-fashioned design continues through to the "Current Rooms" listing, a block of blue links on a black background. These guys stick to the 90s legacy style and I started having flashbacks to Jenna Jameson and Asia Carrera's wacky sessions.

There are just under 50 rooms. The topics are easily recognizable, mostly by name. I feel Asia Persuasion is the place to go to discuss how to cure your yellow fever, perhaps by visiting a massage parlor or simply jerking it off to some Japanese adult videos.Tranny chats are filed under Chicks With Dicks, and you'll find the interracial action in the Black Cock, White Woman chat room.

They seem to have all the basic bases covered. There is room for amateurs, small tits, big tits, celebrity sex, and cuckold husbands. Discuss gangbangs with like-minded lovers or get gay in the Guys Who Suck Dick room. There's also love with horny housewives, pregnant bitches, rough BDSM action, and Latinas.

Other chat rooms are a bit more obscure, at least if you judge by name alone. What exactly is going on in their Five Knuckle Shuffle chat room? I can think of all sorts of things that happen during Home Alone, but I have a feeling it's not a chat room discussing pictures of Macaulay Culkin, Toilet Fun, Blumpkin, Golden Showers, Scat, or maybe just guys sitting around farting. Maybe it's the Horny Housewives and the Amateur Amateurs.

Amateur Sex Chat with Horny Housewives

I really wanted to get into the hoppiest chat room on Chatropolis. When I visited the site, the current number of connected users was listed as nearly 700. The chat rooms show the number of connected users before you enter, but the only way to see it is to click on all the different chat rooms. After looking around a bit, Horny Housewives seemed to be my best bet with a current user count of 30.

Before entering a room, Chatropolis tells you the rules of the site. They are absolutely fucking serious about these as they make you look at the same wall text when you try to enter any room. Very normal stuff about minors, underage roleplay, bestiality, rape, and other illegal activities. I guess these people don't get along well with hentai fans or the perverts that write Literotica.

You don't have to sign up to use the chat rooms. All you have to do is decide on a screen name. There are a few other options you can easily set up, such as entry/exit messages, message filtering, chat colors, etc., but you don't have to worry about it. I am here for the fucking sex.

It turns out that 30 people is the maximum number of users in this room, so I was locked out. Instead, I ventured over to the slightly less crowded Amateur Forum. Holy crap, I found another one that hadn't been updated since the 90's.

Sex Chat in a Vintage Environment

The inconvenience of built-in chat is obvious the moment you walk into the room. It has an ugly setup, your own text box is literally at the top of the screen, not the bottom like elsewhere. Much of the chat screen is taken up by people entering and leaving the room, and the bottom half of the brunette nude someone posted is visible.

I tried to scroll up to get a better look at that naked beauty, but the auto-scroll ruined my plans. The checkboxes made it easy to correct the problem so I could take a closer look at the amateur photos and animated GIFs that had been posted since the morning. Some were obviously taken from professional porn films, but there were also plenty of candid shots that were probably stolen from Instagram or Facebook.

I don't know if it makes sense to post photos in the chat room, but it is a very active chat room. At least there is no discussion going on in this room. I think it would be much easier to post this material to the image board or gallery or have a meeting.

Chat for free or pay for it.

Chatropolis offers a membership option that costs $10 per month for a standard membership, or less for a longer subscription. One of its perks is that you'll never be locked out of a room again, which I think is very important since 30 people is not that many. I routinely see WebCam shows with hundreds of other users spewing offensive text in the chat window. And they are free.

I think the other member features are just fine. You can reserve screen names, you can telegram moderators if you want, you can join more than one room at a time. Honestly, these are standard crap features that you could probably get from any chat service without spending a lot of money.

My guess is that these membership options exist so that true Chatropolis fans can continue to get excited about the same site they've probably been banging on about for decades. With about 500,000 visitors per month, it is truly amazing how many of them have been visiting the site since before the advent of HD porn, WebCam shows, and other modern masturbation entertainment.

Chatropolis has some serious shortcomings, mostly related to its very outdated design. Nevertheless, the fact that it has managed to hold up longer than any other site of its era speaks volumes about how much users love this site. There are chats on almost every sexual subject, so if you like to let your secrets out, go in there.