CHYOA

I guess you are looking for an interactive sex story. So tell me. What's your least favorite thing about books? Well, besides reading, obviously. Everything is set up for you. Same problem with porn sites and videos. No user input. You can't control it, you have to grab your dick and keep riding, but it doesn't have to be that way. Remember the old "adventure travel" books? These are the books where you create a character and get to decide what that character does in the story. It may not be a very sexy topic, but those books were the best. I still get excited when I see them in used bookstores. It gets me just as excited as getting fingered by a pretty librarian in a stack of forgotten history books.

By now you are probably wondering what I am talking about. Porn guy watched too much porn and went off the deep end. No, it's all connected. I found a porn site that looks a lot like that book, CHYOA.com, which stands for choose your own adventure porn site, that's what the name of the site stands for. And for a porn site, this place attracts a lot of horny chicks and dudes. 3.5 million people visit this site every month, and it just started in 2014. This is amazing.

The first thing I did when I accessed this site was to let out a sigh of frustration. The design of the site isn't bad at all. The format, the logo, all of it is great. But the background of the site, which is designed for hours of looking at and reading text, is white. C'mon. At least put a lights out mode on the story or something. I want to strain my eyes: ...... Yeah, I don't know where you were going with that. Fuck the eye strain.

Thousands of sexy stories and hundreds of thousands of individual chapters.

On the home page, the site boasts about the sheer number of content on the site, and that boast is not wrong: there are more than 12,000 stories and 436,000 chapters for you to masturbate to. Some sort of content is uploaded here every few minutes, whether it's updates, additional chapters, or new stories. The community here is more active than any other erotica site I have visited.

But what does all of that mean? It can be a bit overwhelming, especially for those of you who are not very creative. But don't worry. You can use this site just like any other erotic site. Click on a few stories, take out your penis, and try it out with the main character as others do. But that is not all you can do.

You can add to other people's stories, ask others to submit theirs, and much more.

This site is a collaborative effort, one big binge of information sharing. You can do the standard write your own story and get feedback from the community, but the real fun is elsewhere. But the real fun is elsewhere. Personally, I recommend "The Lodge," a well-written story with over 100 chapters.

Each chapter preview shows a small image that doesn't have much significance to the story. They are indicators of what the setting and main characters look like. You will see a tag indicating what type of story it is (e.g., fanfiction, science fiction, mind control), how many chapters have been written, and when it was last updated. When you click on a story, you will see a summary of the story's theme or idea on the right side, and good things like point of view, other tags, views, likes, and comments. From there, you can read through the chapters and make your own decisions based on the other chapters or write your own naughty bits.

Easy-to-read mobile site

The mobile site is the fucking best. There is no badly formatted text, which is not the case on other erotic sites. No need to scroll horizontally to get to the end of a sentence. However, I thought the new story slider on the home page was ugly as shit. It's like trying to fuck a girl who is taller than you by making her stand up. I've never had that experience, but perhaps some men will cringe at the thought. But everything else is well designed and impressive for a user-funded site. Usually, mobile sites are lacking. This place is different. Take your erotica with you and no one around you will be the wiser.

Favorite features of ThePornDude

My favorite feature of CHYOA.com is the storytelling collaboration. Being a role-playing nerd myself, and not just in bed, I can get behind this concept. Very cool. Have you ever read a story and wished it ended differently or went in a different direction? Here you can get off your lazy butt and write that ending or story yourself. This is one of the few sites like this, so it definitely earns my originality points. It definitely earns me originality points because there are only a few sites like this. And on a site like this, you can choose how your slutty character gets fucked.

Suggestion for ThePornDude.

Ditch the white theme. That is my only major complaint about this site. Everything else works fine. However, I hate staring at bright ass screens when I am trying to read shit. I know I could download an extension, but I shouldn't need an extension. Same goes for in bed. If she asks for a cock extension, she's probably doing something wrong.

Final Thoughts on ThePornDude

Overall, CHYOA.com is fucking awesome. It definitely puts a new spin on erotica that needed some fresh ideas. Erotica is usually just the same stuff written over and over again, but CHYOA (often misspelled as "chyoo" or "cyoa") is different. The collaborative aspect makes for some really perverse shit-talking. One of the ones I read had a chapter that went from a fantasy about a female teacher to being kidnapped and fucked by a bunch of aliens. This is exactly the kind of content I want to see.