Cunt Wars

CuntWars aka Chick Wars. what a name for a site. They are not kidding around. No, "Cunt Wars" isn't about two chicks ultimately facing off in the ring...Cuntwars.com, created by hooligapps, is a card-based strategy game. I know, I know. But before you zip up your pants and masturbate elsewhere, hear me out. I am usually quite bored with porn games in general. There isn't enough action, the concept of the game is usually weak, and there is always something catchy that you have to play for 10 hours before you see boobs. This game is a welcome break from that overkill.

Great experience on desktop or mobile.

Cuntwars runs entirely in a web browser, so you don't have to download any weird software to play. You can create a login using your email and it will save your progress. Playing the game in a browser also has the added benefit of allowing you to quickly exit the game when someone walks by; just press x and you can go back to your Excel spreadsheet without a problem. Make sure you have your headphones on and don't have to stand still for a while. This game will have you hard in no time.

Cuntwars also has a mobile version, and if you download the app, you can continue your bitch-collecting and demon-slaying journey; it's not in the Android or IOS stores, but if you enter the website on your phone, it will take you to a page where you can install the app. And the bottom line is that it works, and it's damn good. It has all the same features as the desktop version. No lag. You can even sync your progress. The only problem is that the battery drains a lot, but it's not the kind of game you want to play outside the house unless you want a screen full of hentai babes with big tits. So I suggest you play it at home in the comfort of your own home.

The plot is easy to understand and offers amazing illustrations and animations.

The concept of this game is fairly straightforward. It's a fantasy RPG where you play as a guy named Adam who goes through some sort of hell to defeat a demonic ruler, collect bitches, get fucked, and gain power. There is nothing difficult about it. No twists and turns. Eventually new characters are unlocked and the story gets somewhat deeper, but that is the main focus of the game.

This game looks great. Fantastic animation and tons of lewd characters, scenes, and cards. Everything is brightly colored and looks pure, as if the artist spent a lot of time creating all the sexy things you will see. On the loading screen, Adam is surrounded by demonic hotties, indulging in kinky acts. The cards and graphics aren't all boring vanilla shit either. Bondage, oral, anal, squirting, lactation, feet, and all sorts of fetish scenes are available, and they are all sick fucks.

Every time you win or lose a battle, you get a victory or defeat card depicting your character getting fucked or tied up by all of your enemies. And it's not the same graphics every time, like in other games. Depending on what kind of monster you fight, you get a different scene. This is pretty amazing.

A game that is easy to pick up.

Porn games can sometimes be super confusing. There are usually a dozen options that require you to detail every ability just to play the game. Thankfully, "Cuntwars" takes a different approach. First, you start with a pre-made deck, and this sexy demoness teaches you a dozen or so battles before you fight alone.

Basically, you play the game by drawing a hand full of cards depicting sexy demons, angels, and other fantastical women. You can then either play the cards in the proximity row on the field below or in one of the two shooting rows in the back. The opponent can then place the card in front of you, making a moe or cute hentai voice while you battle. Each card has a different ability, such as splash damage, piercing damage, summon, double attack, shield, etc. It is definitely a full-fledged strategy card game.

The objective in battle is to defeat your opponents by pulling out their cards and punching them directly until all their hearts are gone. By having no enemy cards in front of your cards, you directly hit your opponent. When that happens, your bitch will attack directly and damage your opponent's heart counter. When your opponent reaches zero, you win, usually in coins, gems, and experience.

Nasty characters, minimal microtransactions, and sexy character upgrades.

Coins allow you to buy more bitches and items in the store. Gems are the premium currency for becoming a VIP and buying exclusive booster packs. Thankfully, these gems seem to be earned at a relatively reasonable pace without putting your hard-earned money down, as VIP status allows you to earn even more gems, earn more lives in certain areas, do more online raids, and other pretty good perks.

However, you don't get exclusive porn, which is a shame. You can upgrade your bitch with experience to make her more powerful. More powerful, as you can probably imagine, makes the card more lewd and sexier. I upgraded one snake woman and she took off her shirt. Her boobs pop on the battlefield. That's right.

The main storyline is to fight through the various circles of hell and defeat the Demon Lords. Once you finish the quest, you unlock a kinky image of your character in some sort of hot scenario. The images are not as animated as I would have liked to see, but they are still really great for a porn game. If you need some personal viewing time, you can go back to the gallery to look at them. But the "journey" section, where you embark on the main plot, is only a small part of the game.

The real game is when you complete it and join the various leagues. These leagues are raids that you can do alone or with other players or friends online. You can also do one-on-one battles with players online, which will give you far more gems, coins, and experience than doing story missions. Leagues range from 1 to 29, starting at 30 and working your way down through battles and level ups until you finally get down to 1. And judging by the constantly running chat box behind the game client, I would say the game is quite active. There are plenty of players to team up with, so you don't have to worry about the servers becoming a ghost town because of your enthusiasm for this game.

Favorite features of ThePornDude

My favorite feature of the game is definitely the card building system. This game has something that was missing from a good card game: pornography. Who knew that lascivious cards, a fun battle system, and hot hentai noise were what it would take to take competitive card games to the next level. Everything about this system makes sense. It's not very complicated, so even those who haven't played many card games can jump right in.

Also, the game is precisely balanced. This is because these games usually push the gameplay too far and lack eroticism, and Cuntwars blends both genres quite perfectly. It gives you the porn you want without sacrificing gameplay. It's competitive, fun, challenging, and supremely hot. It's like the perfect girlfriend.

ThePornDude's final suggestion.

My only suggestion would be to see animated sex scenes. Still shots are fine, but a short animation would really enhance this damn movie. Other than that, I have no complaints.

Final Thoughts on ThePornDude

Cuntwars is a great RPG card game that you should definitely try if you like this kind of game. Take on the role of a demon exterminator and step into hell. Get bitchin', fuck demons and have a good time in this game. See you in League 1.