EFukt

Not all porn sites are created for the sole purpose of arousing you. Wait, what. Yes, that's right. It may come as a surprise, but the world does not revolve around your erection. So, you might wonder, what other reason would there be for creating a porn site if not to get people erect?

There are many reasons to create a porn site, but not all of them are to fill every box of Kleenex with your baby bump. Some porn sites exist solely for shock and awe. You may have stumbled upon such a site by accident to quench your thirst alone. It's a site where no matter how hard you try, there are videos you just can't seem to watch. Sites with captions like "Grandma eats shit and cum" or "Man fucks hornet's nest".

I suppose some people get off on this sort of thing. But can we really call them "people" at that point? Somewhere a line must be drawn. So, at least as far as mostly normal, psychologically intact people are concerned, these sites exist to disgust us.

Then there are the porn sites that function primarily as community hubs. This takes the form of forum sites. Forum sites allow people to share lots of pictures, videos, and gifs, but creating a thread or series of comments is not easy. These types of sites are for people to share content with each other and discuss it. While it may be a good source for building a spank bank over time, forum sites are not a good choice in terms of getting an immediate orgasm.

There are also sites that function outside the realm of shock and community. These sites are intended to be more entertaining. Content on such sites is often comical and varied. One may find a collection of pornographic nuggets, or humorous compilations and videos with funny captions and opinions. Who doesn't like a good laugh in between orgasms? Take a break from the serious fap and enjoy this unusual corner of the online porn world.

Laugh Until You Cum. Laugh Until You Cum.

Efukt.com is one of those sites that isn't primarily concerned with getting you off. They seem more interested in sharing hilarious content, like the "Ultra Beta" video they posted, whose description reads "This is ridiculous. Not "hahaha stupid stupid" like the one half of society that calls itself non-binary lesbian toaster Strudel, Dude has zero reaction to strangers stuffing their girls like Walmart hams." Here I am waiting for David Attenborough's explanation as to why. First of all, as someone who calls himself Toaster Strudel, I am disturbed. Secondly, this text will give you a good idea of what Efukt has to offer.

Efukt is heterogeneous. There are not many sites like this one today; Efukt's main mission seems to be to share and curate comical con Click on the Efukt logo to return to the home page, or hover over "videos" to see a long drop-down menus appear (Categories, Newest, Trolling Porn Stars, Awkward Moments, Ridiculous Orgasms, Semen Haters, Favorites, Most Viewed, etc.), Photos, GIFs, VR Sites, Inhumanity (which looks like a site similar to Efukt), Best Porn (go to theporndude.com . com), Live Sex (Camsoda.com), and Abbreviations (CrazyShit, Painaltube, Kaotic.com, Video Series, Efukt shirts, Forums, Trends, and Submit).

Efukt is a huge shitty site with tons of interesting stuff to keep you occupied for hours. But in case you get bored with Efukt, they provide a handy list of links to check out at the bottom of the homepage. It seems to link to a lot of tube and aggregator sites (also theporndude.com... .Efukt obviously knows quality sites. (Respect).

Another thing I respect about Efukt is that besides the links, I didn't see a single ad the entire time I was on the site. Do you have any idea how rare it is to find a porn site that is not filled from corner to corner with ads? Well, since you spend most of your time masturbating on porn sites, I probably don't need to tell you. Needless to say, this is almost unheard of.

But the link is just a hyperlink, and it's off the actual content of the site. I view them as recommendations rather than advertisements. If it doesn't detract from the enjoyment of the site, I think it's acceptable.

The Man Behind the Curtain

Overall, Efukt does something that few others do: it points out the absurdity and sometimes inherent humor of the porn world. It is easy to forget about the behind-the-scenes things done to provide the pornography we take for granted. In pornography, the fourth wall is rarely broken. Often the key to porn is to provide the most immersive experience possible by not breaking the fourth wall.

Then Efkut comes along and shatters the precious fourth wall and exclaims, "Ha! How many gallons of cum do you think that woman has swallowed in her lifetime, 20, 25, the answer is 15, at least once."

Personally, I think "Efukt" is a welcome break from the monotony of pornography. If you take a step back and think about it, the act of shooting porn is kind of absurd. Before everything is edited, blended, and made to look sexy. After all, it's just two people who barely know each other having sex in an extremely athletic and sometimes acrobatic way for money, and Efukt takes away the music, the story, and the make-up to expose that absurd reality. And the results are often very funny.

I salute this work.