FikFap

When I first opened my FikFap, I was greeted by a big, fat ass. With her cheeks spread wide, the girl stroked her slit and poked her purple, shiny anus. I was expecting a boring virus, like on Ticktock. Like the ridiculous dancing, the vandalism and injury calls, and the retarded mouth breathing of last week's famous Internet video. But on the contrary, it's at least something I can get excited about, and you know how much I love everything around here.

FikFap.com is a totally crappy name. A few years ago you would have immediately wondered exactly what that "fuck" meant. Unless you've been living in a cave lately, you can probably call it that: it's a free amateur porn site that looks and feels a hell of a lot like TikTok. It's a free porn site that looks and feels a lot like TikTok, only here everyone is an amateur. The big question is how easy it will be to knock this piece out. Looking at the growth in traffic over the past few months, about three million visitors a month, I suspect there's more here than just the juicy booties I found on the front panel that will make your penis flutter.

Juicy booties, horny teenagers and kinky whores

I think it's just a coincidence that the first thing I saw on Fik Fap was a chick doing something with her ass. After a few minutes of watching the short loop on my laptop, I opened the site on my phone to get a more "native" feel. This time I saw footage of a woman in a pink dress being fondled and sucked while dancing in the street. Her eyes are invisible, but at the end of the loop her mouth is smiling and dripping cum.

Swipe up and another beautiful woman, whose face is covered but most of the rest is visible, squeezes her big tits for the camera. Another swipe up, and the naked redheaded girl moves away from the camera so we can get a better view of her stroking herself and sucking her fingers. This girl is not shy and touches herself sexually while showing her beautiful face. She is of mixed Caucasian-Asian descent, gorgeous, sexy and exotic.

Swipe your finger farther and a hand coked, then a goth girl in only boots masturbates with a giant transparent dildo, and in less than a minute of FikFap we see costumed beauties on acorns, POV doggy, forced milking fandom BDSM, nude and lubricated twerking, face stripping, voyeuristic camera boat sex and even MILF incest have been witnessed.

FikFap.com's loop-based format means you'll watch a lot of very short videos and loops instead of the full-length scenes you might find on other porn sites. This may be a shame for those who prefer to watch one long movie, but I can't help but note their killer selection. Here you'll find a wide range of porn genres - mostly do-it-yourself stuff like OnlyFans-style clips and iPhone hookup videos, but occasionally you'll find some professional footage as well.

Instant porn, I want to watch it now.

Several women have told me that TikTok can be a lot of fun if I give it a chance. I've tried it, and there are a few decent ones, but it always comes down to the same problem: TikTok is not that easy to masturbate to.

FikFap is a different kind of beast, but you know what, it helps me understand the popularity of TikTok. In my opinion, the setup and delivery are very similar, which gives me a clue as to the main advantages of Tok and Fap. That's the immediacy of it. I freaking love the fact that it skips the initial screening process you see on a traditional porn movie and instead instantly delivers FAP-eligible content, loop by loop. Instant porn.

I'm more interested in where they got their inspiration from than the design itself. It's a really darn good way to quickly and easily provide fans with fap material, without having to click and potentially type it in like you do with a typical free site. In addition, the interface has been optimized to include only the practical and necessary icons and text, leaving the rest of the screen for hot MILFs and lush-breasted teens.

One of the reasons people are hooked on TikTok is that the algorithm learns what users are into and provides more of that content. It's a similar formula to what companies like Google, Facebook, Amazon and Spotify do to get people to spend days on end, and I wondered if FikFap does the same thing. So I poked around, and it doesn't seem to be, at least not yet. Of course, if they hadn't offered onanists a way to go straight to something that would be hard and dripping, they would have shot themselves in the dick. So I moved from the FikFap feed to the Discover section.There is a search bar, which is always nice to see, but I was also immediately interested in the hashtags they offer. They are in alphabetical order, starting with #1819 and #2busty2hide, both of which are very obvious.

I barely had time to scroll down the screen before I was stuck in the #altgonewild section, watching tattooed bimbos, emo chicks and manic-panic pixies show their boobs, play with themselves and fuck their boyfriends. Then after spending half an hour there, I fell down the rabbit hole again with #bigasses, #gonewild18 and #hugeboobs.

My goodness, my Dat. There must be thousands of short porn videos in this collection, which is really amazing because FikFap.com has only been online for a few months. In my opinion, it's much better than TikTok, and it's still a young site. It's still a young site, so we're just getting started. Speaking of which.

I wonder what will happen next.

FikFap has quickly made a strong impression within minutes of appearing on the site, but it's not finished yet. They know about it, which leads me to my only real complaint about the site. FikFap is still a work in progress, and you may notice it from time to time as it flips through public indecency, intimate encounters, and solo girls with cucumbers shoved up their asses, Chloe. The most common reason for this is that girls are not always the same, and girls are not always the same as girls from the 'Mo-Mo' section.

However, the 'About Us' page says that there are features that have not yet been implemented. The current scheme is probably to create a basic user experience before implementing features such as personal accounts. When they have enough users, they will want to create a platform for creators. They also hope to create an algorithm that will ferret out fetishists and automatically customize the feed.

None of these problems mean that FikFap is a lousy site. On the contrary, I think it's a great site, and I see a lot of potential. Judging by the growing traffic, I'm clearly not alone. They have great potential. They've combined what people love about mainstream social media with what they love about masturbation, and that seems like a recipe for success.

It remains to be seen how FikFap.com will build their system and their audience, but they're off to a fucking great start. There's not much else to say, but if you're feeling lost, let me remind you again of its immediacy. If you spend even ten seconds on this site, there's a good chance you'll want to see more.