Fling.com

You've probably seen it over and over again... "Register now for the number one hookup site. No fees. No card required. Tons of hot sluts ready to fuck in your area." How many times have we been fooled by that old trick.... Oh, joking aside. We know that you still click on these ads from time to time out of the genuine hope that maybe, just maybe, one of them will come true.

Unfortunately, however, no such site seems to exist. If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is. But I'm still hoping that someday someone will figure out how to make a totally free, real, sexy hookup site, not like Tinder, but one for explicit fucking, with apps like Tinder, Bumble, and Plenty of Shit, I don't like having to play all the games. It's fucking annoying. Sure, Tinder has a reputation for bringing you a lot of hookups, and it used to work for me. But it requires much more effort than I'm willing to put in. Most of the time you have to go through the hoops and play the game before the pussy is on the table. And the tabletop is always a good place for pussy.

But if there is one site for unabashedly casual sex, there is no other. That site has a mission to help you ejaculate and is filled with sexy women who are horny, loose, and ready to party. If anyone finds that site, please let me know, I've heard of Feeld before, it's an app, but I think it's mostly for couples and swingers. And it's not very popular, so I don't think the selection is stellar.

Then I came across a site called Fling. In fact, there's a very good chance you've seen it before, whether you were aware of it or not. This site is one of the most heavily promoted of all the "hookup" sites. It is listed on most of the popular porn tube sites and claims to be authentic. So, let's take a look once and for all to see if Fling is, in fact, the right site to help you find your hot lover.

From the moment you visit Fling's home page, the site appears to be genuine. It looks quite legit. You are greeted with a brief questionnaire about your gender and what you are looking for. You will also be asked for your date of birth (to verify that you are over 18, of course). And you will also be asked for your email address. Okay, that's it.

This is exactly why I created my spam email address in the first place. I strongly recommend that you do the same. That way, you can check your backups and register on the site only when you really need to, without disrupting your daily life. But at the same time, who wants to spend time getting used to a terrible site design when it can be completely avoided by the people running this site?

Excellent and advanced search functionality

Oh well, maybe I should just enjoy myself while I'm here. Besides, it seems like there are plenty of hot girls here to chat with. Let's take a look at the search function. Searching seems to be pretty easy. Almost everything you would expect from a dating or friendship site search engine like this one. Select sexual preference, gender (or couple), age (18-100), country, zip code/city, and check or uncheck the following boxes: online now, video chat, users with photos, live streaming, SMS/text verified, photo verified.

The advanced search feature is even more exciting and allows you to further narrow down the playing field, helping you find the perfect sexy slut for you. Specify eye color, hair color, body type, race, religious preference, language spoken, marital status, income, occupation, threesomes, group sex, friendship, online flirting, meeting in person, and whether you are interested in a relationship. This is quite an impressive advanced search. Now you can finally find a green-eyed, blue-haired Asian devil dwarf who speaks Swahili, is married to a lesbian, makes a six-figure salary, and is looking for a side piece: ...... It's about time.

Nothing in life is free...

But unfortunately, it doesn't look like you can do much for free on Fling. To view profiles, read messages, reply, or do anything else on this site (other than upload photos), you have to upgrade and pay... Fling will let you see that you can view messages and profiles, but it simply pretty fucking frustrating since it's just to bully you into upgrading to read messages. But, when you think about it, it's not that expensive. Especially if (and this is a big "if") the girl is real and will continue to be active this way after you upgrade your account.

Many sites intend to lure you into subscribing with bots and shit, but once you get your money, your messages and profile views will drop significantly.As for Fling, I can't say either way, but let's assume they aren't trying to trick you. I try to see the best in people whenever possible. Anyway, as I said, $6.95/month is a fair price if you commit for a year. This is about half the price of a Tinder upgrade. However, a month of Gold membership is $34.95, a week is $9.95, and 6 months is $11.65/month.

Unfortunately, there is not much I can tell you about Fling other than the site's design and potential features. In other words, I am not going to pay for such a site. I don't need help getting pussy. But if you do (and I bet many men do), Fling might be worth a try.