HentaiBar

Hentai bars sound like the kind of place where a dwarf in a fedora can have a couple of drinks and meet the cosplay wife of his dreams. Of course, we face the indignity of having to live in the real world, and women in human flesh still shudder at the thought of being seduced by fans of pornographic anime. Fortunately, fans of the genre are rarely approached by women in the first place. Perhaps an actual hentai bar would be a waste of time. Because why would you want to enter a room full of fellow incels when you just want to rub one out in your favorite tentacle rape scene?

Of course, I joke, but that doesn't mean I want privacy when I'm masturbating to obscene Japanese anime. That's why I think you'll like what HentaiBar.com actually offers, and I think you'll feel the same way. This is a free tube filled with full length hentai episodes and is the perfect site to spend hours, days, and years alone in your mom's basement. The word "alone" may not be appropriate as this site has millions of visitors each month. Because this site has millions of visitors every month. Fellow perverts, my old friend ThePornDude is fapping with me today.

Relax at the HentaiBar

HentaiBar has the familiar wall of thumbnails out front, as you can see on basically every kind of porn tube out there. I like its simple presentation and understated color scheme. The logo is as simple as possible, just the name, but when you hover your mouse over it, half of the bar is highlighted in a different color. It's a nice little touch, but I appreciate it. It is another reason I know that its layout is intentionally cool, not corny like other hentai tubes.

With the adblocker running, there wasn't even any spam on the front, leaving all the space for the pointy-eared elf girl, the big-eyed high school girl, the thick-soled space princess girl, and the green-haired futanari bunny bitch. Even before I started looking, it was clear that they stocked their shelves with a variety of kinky, freaky anime smut. That's why you came here, right?

The sidebar menu is very classy, despite all the dirty stuff. Clicking on the button at the top of the screen brings up a duration slider that lets you choose the length of your choice, as well as a number of hentai tags. I would like to see the front selection removed to make the number of scenarios, sex acts, and fetishes more manageable. Most hentai sites keep the entire list on a vast tag page, but this site puts the entire scroll in the front.

It's long, so you might want to type in your favorite genre or keyword in the search bar, but it's worth browsing, especially if you're new to the hentai world. While there are the typical porn tags you'll find everywhere - anal, foot fetish, masturbation, etc. - it's the extra quirky stuff that attracts a lot of fans. You can do all kinds of things with hentai. Listed in order of number of views, popular works such as Anehayan Mama Junjo Chu, Yarichin Bitch Club, Gaki ni Modotte Yarinashi, and Seikatsu Weekly The Animation stand out. To be honest, I am not as familiar with X-RATE anime as I am with real-life porn stars, but I was able to quickly find familiar series like Masterpiece, Overflow, Boy Meets Harem, and Sensitive Pornograph.

If you are a hentai novice or can't remember the Japanese titles, I recommend browsing the HentaiBar.com collection by series and sorting by Most Viewed or Top Rated. That's how I came to know "Pai Zuri Cheerleader vs. Sakunyu Cheering Squad". I am ashamed to admit that I took a 30-minute break to watch the first episode in order to write this review, even if other Starbucks customers complained about my choice of viewing method. Some people have no respect for art.

I speak the universal language of sex moans.

With thousands of videos to choose from, I wasn't sure where to begin my official Hentai Bar fap test: should I start with the BDSM succubus, the lesbian office worker, or the mechanical tentacle movie? what I like about HentaiBar is that many videos are dubbed in English, which is a good thing for the little guy who cares about dirty movie dialogue. If I have one complaint about the site's setup, it's that I wish I could browse the selections by sub, dubbed, or raw. (Searching for "dubbing" yielded zero results for the library).

I decided to start by watching the third episode of "Crop Disruption THE ANIMATION". I was excited by the angry nurse's footjob in the thumbnail, as well as the fact that it has English subtitles. Since this film was officially released in Japan, the ding-dong with the foot on it is blurred out by flesh-colored pixels. Censorship is unfortunately standard around here, both on Hentai Bar and on other Hentai sites.

Since hentai is the most perverted form of pornography, censorship always seems odd and out of place. This cartoon is even more unusual than the thumbnail would suggest, beginning with a nurse licking her lips and terrorizing a helpless patient with an electric stun gun. The title turns out to translate as "Sperm Extraction Ward." After the title card, the nurse drops her buttocks on the patient's face and begins to shock his penis, which then explodes with a jizz.

Since this is a full-length film, I was expecting some set-up dialogue or something slower, but no. It's hardcore dick milking femdom all the way." He yells, "I'm going to milk it," then strokes it with his foot." I'm going to squeeze you hard and cum." That's the first few minutes, and then she teases the cum out of you with a drill fitted with a cock sleeve.

I have a weird erection right now, but I'm not going to lie. That's the sign of a quality hentai library. The genre as a whole excels at kinkiness.