Hustler

Hustler is a porn agency that needs no introduction. Humble magazines were spreading gossip for their readers long before the word "Internet" was in common use. Many of us first fell in love with shiny rag pages after finding the old man's stash on the nightstand. Despite the damage the network has done to its dastardly competitors, the paper version lives on, and Hustler.com brings a brand of explicit sex to the network.

A brief history lesson

Hustler was the brainchild of Larry Flynt, the legendary male hero. He originally launched the Hustler newsletter as a way to get cheap publicity for the strip clubs he ran. In 1974, he slightly expanded his publishing practice and published the first issue of Hustler magazine, which people came to know and love.

Today, close-ups of cats and shots of money cost a dozen dollars. Thanks Hustler. Other famous spanking magazines of the time tried to popularize pornography by domesticating it. Browse every issue of the entire Playboy series and you'll find hotties in understated poses.

The magazine dealer never did shit like that. It's always been hardcore to the bone, blatant fucking all sex. Any text had to be vulgar and sexy, and humor - vulgar and funny. Mr. Flint calls it world-class porn and has never pretended to be anything else.

For those of you who haven't seen the movie yet, Larry Flynt made a lot of sacrifices for the porn industry. A man was shot dead and partially paralyzed after exposing an interracial photo shoot that angered some of his sex workers.

Porn of the past, porn of the future.

Forty years after Flint took the bullet, Hustler is still producing some of the most brash and obnoxious hardcore games in the industry. Yes, it contains a lot of interracial clips. Dawa Fox gets slapped by the BBC in one of the latest updated front page screen shots. The interracial category has about 1000 updated scenes since 2003.

In addition to inspiring examples of racial harmony, the latest update showcases exactly the kind of stuff you've always expected from scammers, with the latest additions being Bush Wakin's Step Sisters, Perv Lesbians, and Random Creampies. The videos are served from several different Hustler sites. Your membership actually includes access to 18 including AnalHookers, BeaverHunt and DaddyGetsLucky. Damn I love this taboo.

The ALL SITES link at the top provides a great list. Check out MuchasLatinas for Latinos and AsianFever for Asians. BossyMILFs and TooManyTrannies are exactly what they sound like. VCAClassics has vintage reindeer movies and HustlersTaboo has some really weird ones. I love Hometown Girls because I love watching the innocent girl next door get fucked until she screams.

I thought I'd start the tour with the last obscenity, so I went back to the first page. Hover your mouse over the video to see a series of screenshots of this scene. A lesbian pervert made a couple of bitches fuck with a strapon in a room that looks like a public toilet.

Molester watching molester

Before the video plays, a message appears on the screen stating that this is a BarelyLegal presentation. The Barely Legal website is not actually part of your Hustler membership, but you do have access to the digital version of the Barely Legal magazine. Searching for "barely legal" still turns up thousands of movies, so no complaints.

Perv lesbians play in great HD, but there are lower resolution options if you're on a bandwidth constraint. You can also download clips in any quality. Links to screenshots and photos of video points.

Given that Hustler started out as a print magazine, Photoshoot is a pretty solid example of still porn. If this is your bag, don't forget the link to the big photo right under the site header. The gallery more or less correlates with the film.

Hustler has a few basic social media features that make it easy for anyone to find the best scenes on the site. I loved this clip as soon as I saw this blonde slut in the bathroom looking into her glory hole. When I started eating pussy, I gave five stars.

Both chicks are the main goddesses of porn, these are the kind of chicks that have always been associated with scammers. Brunettes in particular have done something for me, so scroll down to the section on film talent.

Alice Lighthouse is the name of a brunette and has several scenes on her profile that she filmed for Hustler. I highly recommend watching Alice eat cock in More Legal Southern Bells. Lesbian Hentai is tagged in the following categories: Blonde, Brunette, Lesbian, Oral, Strapon. Thousands of videos in every genre of porn are waiting for links.Oh those fucking girls

Let's talk a little about girls. When you have a big name like Hustler, baby comes to you. An aspiring porn star performing at Hustler is like an aspiring comedian performing on Saturday night live. This is the shit that the best professional sluts strive for.

Go to the pornstars page and you will immediately see the faces and bodies that have already triggered thousands of cum-draining fantasies. , Mia Khalifa and Adriana Chechik appear in the top row.

Sort the chicks by newest and you will see the future of the porn business. That brunette I mentioned, Alice Lighthouse, is almost on top.

The old time is running out

Tipping inspectors while browsing magazines can be a nostalgic journey for some or a whole new way of stimulating those who grew up with the Internet. Maybe you like the freedom of still images to give free rein to your whimsical brain. Whatever it is, it's cool to have access to all issues of Hustler, Barely Legal and Taboo as soon as they come out.

Some of the older perverts may remember the Chester Morester comics they used to print in Hustler. I laughed like an idiot at the stupid adventures he went into exposing himself. When I found the magazine archives on Hustler.com, I immediately tried to find some of them. Unfortunately, the artist died in 2000 and the archives only date back to 2008, so our sexual predator friend is nowhere to be found.

Ever since flipping through sticky pages with one hand, porn has become very cheap. You can imagine how much it would cost to buy or subscribe to all those old issues.

Oh hey, I also found out what your clueless family members can do with crappy gift cards they got for Christmas. Instead of buying Tupperware at Target or Grande Iced Vanilla Latte with Soy Milk at Starbucks, you can trade those credits for a Hustler membership.

Hustler lived a long life, fitting in with just about every other dirty magazine of the era. This alone tells us something. Hustler still holds its own, even though the porn market is as crowded as ever.

However, its traffic numbers are well below its peak circulation of 3 million. Why. Their hardcore photos and videos are nastier, hotter and sexier than ever. Other than all the free online porn, I can't find a good explanation for the drop in views.

The content alone is worth joining, but there are other reasons to consider joining. We invite you to the secret club of generations of perverts. No member list, no hidden privileges. You don't even need a sticky secret handshake. One day I will tell my children that my great-grandfather was a Hustler subscriber, and maybe my great-grandchildren too.