JoiBooru

Joy Boulle, damn it, another pervert has done it, and as a guy who watches porn 23 hours a day, I always felt like I'd seen it all, and I'm still a little confused about the link to the hentai image board someone sent me. Quick, let's figure out what the heck a joy boulle is.

(Spoiler alert: It's hentai with a short erotic storyline in each image. You've seen it, right?)

Plus an image board

JoiBooru is a Booru-based image board that operates under the official domain "Joi.Booru.org. When you open the top page, you see a simple search bar and a group of cat-ear anime girls holding up a number. This number, 4,143, represents the site's current number of posts. As of this writing, there are just over 1.1 million viewers.

We know that it is an image board, and we know that it is filled with hentai, as image boards tend to be. But is there a unifying theme to the site?

The submissions page displays a thumbnail gallery of the site's most recent paintings. The most recent painting is of an enchanting tiger lady with huge breasts and a black knob hanging from her fur-covered white crotch. She licks her lips and beckons you to join her. This cat lady is apparently your boss, as evidenced by the fact that she is sitting at a desk in a high-rise office and wearing what might be interpreted as a blazer if you live in a pornographic cartoon world.

On either side of this image is a lengthy text describing how your tiger boss is going to fuck you. She even squirts and cloaks you in her delicious feline scent. Yummy.

The six posts before that are written in the same formula. There's some very explicit furry art and a bit of kinky literary work to go along with it. So, JoiBooru is a furry hentai site?

Nope. Not really. I scrolled down a bit and clicked on a small, unfamiliar thumbnail. This one introduced a picture and story featuring humans. It's about a college professor and a hot female student giving a male student a blowjob.

Jack-off pointers and jack-off injuries.

When I saw the name of the site, I thought JoiBooru was a fetish movie for Jack Off Instruction. When I saw the image board, I thought it was Jack Off Instruction's hentai. But none of the stories are instructed to pull a poodle. It's like a Viking of short sex stories told in the second person, and I am the star.

I pulled the Urban Dictionary to see if there was a new definition for this kind of young man out of his ass, esketit; JOI also stands for Jack Off Injury, but I have yet to see any crooked wieners or the like. But this is a hentai site, so I'm sure I'll see more weird stuff while I'm here.

Joi also means "fuck" in Cambodian. I don't think this is a Cambodian site. Everything I have seen is in English, which gives me the impression that this site is Cambodian. It is usually updated several times a day, but sometimes a day may go by when you don't see a new unicorn getting its ass sucked or read an erotic story about a snake woman being raped. If you want something new, you can always create your own and share it with the class.

Community is important to many image boards, and JoiBooru is no different, which makes sense considering that all of JoiBooru's pornographic content is created and uploaded by users. On the statistics page you can see the most active users and their activities. With enough courage, determination, forearm stamina, and a lot of industrial lube, you too can be on this list.

Filing cabinet of kinky sex acts

Boolean image boards have a very well-designed tagging system, which is properly utilized at JoiBooru. As with other tags, there is some overlap, but it seems to be designed to be more streamlined.

Next to the main posting screen, you will see a list of tags for the currently posted images. As you know. Click on a tag to see more of that material. We are one step closer to thousands of 1girl images, 245 Monster Girls, and even more Futanari. Apparently, the sword swallowing image in the front is the only one in the archive so far, so why not make a few more? That is, if you're not too busy masturbating to thousands of pictures of men and women.

Oddly enough, despite the anthropomorphic animal fucks, they don't have a Furry tag; there are Anthro and Interstpecies tags, and Fox Girl, Mammal, My Little Pony, Raccoon and Non-Mammal Breasts and other tags. Don't go to the zoo with you guys, unless you bring a video camera.

I've seen images with captions on image boards before, but JoiBooru is the first website I've seen that specializes in hentai and embeds short erotica in the images. Given the explicit video pornography I see online, I had no idea that something like this would be popular enough to garner millions of views. But Brazzers is not like watching an Egyptian dog lady raise your penis from the dead. It's something you have to read while looking at a really detailed and explicit picture of that dog-woman's drooping pussy.

JoiBooru has so much furry porn that one might be tempted to call it a furry site, but it also has quite a bit of hentai art depicting ordinary humans having dirty sex. In any case, the dirty and kinky illustrations come with a little fodder for your fantasies. If you like adult cartoons and dirty stories, take a look.