LeoList
https://leolist.cc
Leoist and sweet, sweet Canadian pussy. There is nothing more wonderful than this. No matter how much porn I watch, ass-fucking or blow-jobbing I do, nothing compares, not to mention, I'm a porn addict. You should know better since the last time I fucked you was the summer of '92. Well, my friend, you are in luck. You may be able to put an end to the indolent lifestyle you've been leading. If you can afford it, that is.
We live in a golden age of information, where not only can you access your favorite pornography at any time without ever leaving your bed, but ordering a sex worker has never been easier. Before the Internet exploded and became the primary way people spent their time, finding a woman of the night was a challenge. Unless you knew a guy with connections, you usually had to go out into dangerous neighborhoods and solicit flirty girls from your car on street corners.
This was not only a safety risk, but also a legal risk (the girls might have to contend with harsh and unreasonable pimps, and could easily be robbed or scammed). The police would hire girls to go out and do their thing, and arrest customers who tried to trade sex for money. But the Internet has made things much, much easier. It's not perfect, but it's better.
But you have to watch out for scammers, catfishers, and cops posing as escorts. So don't go crazy with meeting up with any random girl whose number you find in an online ad. You still need to be careful, because you can get a lot of money from them, but you need to be careful not to get yourself into any trouble. The best way to do this is to use a trusted site. But even the best escort indexes still have some fakes and law enforcement officers lurking in them, so you need to know what to look for. And most importantly, don't be a fucking idiot just because you are horny. Use common sense in your decision making.
Literally everything you want is on the Leo list.
One popular site for escort postings (in Toronto) is Leo List, or as I like to call it, Craigslist in Canada You've probably heard of Leo List. Maybe you've ever used it to look for a job, to buy a car, to find an apartment, or to adopt a pet. But did you know that Leo List can also be used to find escorts? Of course, you'll have to do a little research to find them, since they aren't advertised on the main page of the site. But just a little bit. So, to show you how much fun Leo List can be, let me take you to the right place.
Navigate your browser to leolist.cc (erslist) and you'll see the familiar, clean, minimalist home page, with a list of icons (always fresh, since most classifieds sites are a fucking mess). Simply click on an individual (not a service, ironically, I think this will probably help Leo List from a legal perspective) and a window will pop up allowing you to choose the type of escort to meet your preferences. You can choose from Female Escort, Male Escort, Transsexual Escort, Female Massage, Dom & Fetish, Gig & Job.
I can't decide where to click from here, but I'm going right to Female Escorts. From there, professional women are free to browse pages and pages and pages. The default setting for this site is for the search results to be listed, with a heading and a sample line of posted text below it. If there are photos, they are also displayed on the left. You can also switch the search results to a grid view, showing only thumbnails and post titles (hover the mouse cursor over them to see them).
Any fatal drawbacks?
This may not be very useful in the Leo listings anyway. At least not in the female escort section. Why, you ask. Because there are no damn pictures. Tell me, how the fuck am I supposed to identify if an escort is worth contacting if I can't even see what the fuck she looks like. Now, let me calm down. This may not be directly the fault of the rheolist. The site may be attracting escorts who, for whatever reason, do not want or feel the need to post pictures of themselves. Anonymity is important in this industry, after all. In any case, whoever it is, I don't find it particularly useful.
It's a shame, because Leo List had a lot of posts that could have been an indicator of escorts for my stay in Canada. However, if I can't see the girls pics, why am I going to bother further. I am not going to waste my time contacting the girl, ask her to send me a picture and just hope she is hot or my type. It could take hours. In my opinion, Leolists should be required to at least include a body photo when submitting escort submissions. So there, problem solved. However, without pictures, I don't know what I am supposed to do with these submissions. But on the plus side, I can message a girl directly from the Leo list. So I guess I can easily ask her for a photo from there. I think this is one thing that Leo List definitely has over other classifieds sites I've used. Having to log in to my email, copy/paste the address provided, and compose all my messages from there is a pain; Leo List certainly makes it a little easier, since I can send messages directly from the site. But do you know what would make it 100% easier? If I didn't have to text her to give me a picture in the first place.
The most confusing part of all this is that Leo List considers a particular user to be identified by the number of photos submitted. The actual intercourse is happening here. If none of these escorts have any photos to begin with, how can escorts be verified by photos. I am losing my mind.
I keep browsing through the posts and it looks like some girls at least provide a picture and a link to social media to prove they are real. I really don't need to go to Twitter or anything to do the work to see if you are real, but I just want to be able to get the right idea on your fucking escort post, ya know. That's why it's annoying.
Time to take a chill pill...
Okay, I need to chill out, it's time to focus on what I like about Leo List: the search filter options. Leo List makes it super easy to narrow your search by age range, hourly rate, who's online now, who's verified, ethnicity, city, incall/outcall, and region. Plus, if you swing both ways, you can quickly switch to male or trans escorts with a handy drop-down menu above the search filter.
This site is really easy to use and user friendly. Again, very refreshing compared to other similar sites I have seen. Even some sites, especially those that are escort directories, do not have this level of control in terms of customized searches and filters. So kudos to you on that, Leo. I still want to do something about the lack of photos though.
I would like to see the Leo listing make it a requirement to post a photo. Or do something to encourage escorts to post more photos. This site is easy to use, well organized, well designed, lots of posts and girls, and you can get anything you want, I can't say enough great things about it. So it's a real shame that we can't see what every girl looks like. Leo, that's food for thought.
Now, folks, if you are thinking of ordering a pussy tonight, please be careful. As I said before, it is not as sketchy as soliciting prostitution in 1991, but it is dangerous. Ask for a photo and, if possible, talk to her on the phone. Another quick tip: Ask her if she is independent or if she works for a firm. If she is independent, there are fewer people to go out with, which is a good thing. But on the other hand, if she works for a firm, you can do a little research on the firm and build a sense of security about its reputation. At any rate, don't be retarded and have fun.
- Awesome site design
- Verified escorts
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