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Lets Jerk. I told the judge in court that sometimes the name of a website sounds like a tutorial. I blamed Facebook, but he didn't accept that. The instructions built into the name of this next website are that you won't get arrested for breaking someone's nose with a copy of "Lolita"; LetsJerk is more likely to get arrested for masturbating on the bus.

Wired published an article last month that said there are 14 free porn tubes for every person alive on the planet. That number continues to grow, and LetsJerk.is is among them. Neil deGrasse Tyson is worried that porn tubes will become sentient and pose a threat to humanity, but he has lost all credibility thanks to the #metoo bullshit. You guys are going to regret this in 20 years when the dickbots force your families to work deep in the fist-bone mines.

HD video, like from the future, or some shit.

At the top of the page, above the logo, is the most ridiculous claim I've ever seen on a porn site." letsjerk.is is also available on mobile." "Enjoy free HD porn videos."

Oh my god. They actually have HD porn. Awesome, it's free, I'm fucking my sister with a dildo LetsJerk is available on my cell phone.

I just hope the day comes when websites don't advertise basic features like they're kind. I'm not jerking off on my Nintendo Gameboy, so I prefer to have HD. It should be free because the other tubes are. It better work on my phone too. Because people always seem to know what's going on when I tell them I'm going to take a shit and bring my laptop.

I'm not singling out LetsJerk, because we all do. This site is another prime example.

Everything on the front page looks typical for a tube. There is a basic header with a search bar, followed by a big wall of hardcore fuckflicks.

Let's Jerk: What's on the menu?

LetsJerk should be shouting about their kick-ass selection instead of bragging about the crap that is on every free tube. But I don't think they need to. This thumbnail does just that.

In a scene added five minutes ago, Valentina Nappi sits on a guy's lap, tits out, pants off and ready to fuck. She's one of our favorite porn stars these days, but you don't have to scroll down the page to see many recognizable names, faces, and pussies; Adriana Chechik is on a hard cock in the latest clip, and Cherie Deville is in the shower with someone pulling on a pad.

Adriana's video "Shut and Fuck Me" was uploaded a minute ago, according to the thumbnail. That's not true, though. I've tried refreshing the page several times, as noted above, but the page hasn't changed. However, LetsJerk seems to update about 6 times a day. That is a bit slow for a tube, but I expect the quality makes up for it. I certainly don't see weak pornography clogging up most tubes.

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I wanted to see this Valentina flirt. The video page is stunningly clean. The ads are handled by a spam plugin. When I clicked "Play," no pop-up appeared. Instead, a 35-minute scene began playing with minimal buffering.

There is a RealityKings watermark in the corner; I have a feeling LetsJerk doesn't have permission to post this, but I can't take my eyes off it. Valentina knocks on the guy's door, walks in, and strips within 30 seconds. At least in the story of this porno movie, the guy doesn't know her. I like how his basement is decorated like a strip club for some reason.

If you want to watch Valentina masturbate in slow motion, the video player has a speed control. Oddly enough, you cannot adjust the quality of the video. This site brags about HD video, but come on. It's basic.

Social media buttons are under the video so you can share this on Facebook, Twitter, Reddit, or via email. Let your four poor followers and your grandma know that you are into big ass, big tits, and HD porn, at least according to the tag.

A download button will surely satisfy the hoarders. There's an easy openload link so they can fuck even after they've been cut off from the Internet.

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LetsJerk provides material from Bangbros and Blacked, Brazzers and Mofos, PureTaboo and NaughtyAmerica. Each has an extensive lineup of anal movies, interracial gangbangs, lesbian films, incest, and feature-length orgy episodes.

Only about a dozen companies are listed under studios, but there are many more on the category pages. The reason there are more studios than categories is probably because that's what this site is about: 8thStreetLatinas, HotAndMean, Twistys, and LetsTryAnal share pages with Asian, MILF, Blowjobs, and Big Tits thumbnails and Big Tits.

The Categories page is more useful, showing the number of vids in each category. There are 255 amateur clips and 37 Analized; LetsJerk has only 5 ExxtraSmall clips, but thousands of Brazzers movies.

Oh, Fuck....lots of broken links.

I get so turned on by Robin Hood porn that I fire up the vagina simulator, and apparently it's a joke, because I've been sitting here for five minutes, soft cocks and lotion everywhere, and all the other library patrons are staring at me. I keep clicking on broken links, getting hit by diesel fumes.

Once off the LetsJerk home page, I stepped into a minefield of broken links, some of which I had to have Flash enabled to see, but most of them were links to pirated and deleted Google Docs. Some of them took me to locked Google Docs where I had to ask permission.

Google's giant eyes watch you divulge information and never forget. Now they know that you tried to access stolen material on their servers. Amazing.

That archive was impressive but seems useless now. I wonder how this site still gets 3 million hits a month. I think it's definitely because of the top page.

LetsJerk's (often mistaken for "let's jerk," "letsjerk.com," or "jerk porn") home page gives you quick access to a selection of new content from the big studios. Their archive is impressive, but obviously fucked. But the latest and greatest is at LetsJerk.is.