NetFapX

I have to admit, I've seen dozens of porn sites parodying "NetFlix" and it's getting pretty annoying. How unimaginative you guys are. I mean, I don't really care about their poor choice of words, but I do care about the content on the page. Well, for now, let me just annoy you about the content that the boys at Netfapx.com have provided us with. I think that is worth mentioning, don't you?

First of all, let me let you know that this page is absolutely free. You don't have to pay for anything, which is a big plus. That is what I like to see on porn pages. Who pays for pornography nowadays? Well, obviously a lot of people still do, but let's be honest, in the old days you had to pay for every single pornographic thing you bought, you had to pay for DVDs, you had to pay for magazines, that kind of thing, but not these days.

Netfapx.com has a very simple page design, and they don't ask you to pay for anything, but they do have a lot of ads on the site. However, these ads are usually not as aggressive as they are here.

On other pages, a small ad appears in the corner of the website and you can hardly notice it, which is fine. No one cares about that. In fact, this little ad is kind of cute.

It displays a little animation, and for some reason it is very exciting. Some of the ads show short but sexy videos, which, after all, is something that most people don't care about. What we really care about, however, are the ads that pop up on our screens and confuse the living hell out of us.

In fact, the ads I see on Netfapx.com are so annoying that they deserve a whole section in this review. I don't want to start this thing off with a bad story that no one wants to talk about, so I will consider dedicating an entire section to this ad a little later. Let's get back to the good side of Netfapx.com again, and lets focus on that until the time is right. In other words, let's not break the mood right away, that would be pretty fucking horrible.

The content itself

There is a lot of engaging content on this site, and the best part is that it's all completely free. In fact, the porn here would be quite addictive if it weren't for the ads that pop up every time you click on certain videos. However, these ads can be closed with a single click, so they are not much of a problem. There are other persistent ads on this page, but they are surely worth more than a brief and vague mention, so we will talk about them a little later.

There are tons of categories on this website for you to choose from, and I would say they are pretty good if you are not that much of a pervert. Most of these are pretty basic, so if you're the type that likes a little more intense sex, you probably won't have much fun on Netfapx.com. Let's call it. Intense. There is a category for girls riding dick, a category for girls sucking dick, a category for girls getting it in the ass, and so on.

There is also a category here about women getting their way, but in any case, there is nothing too intense here. I am talking about pussy eating and such, but there is no category for femdom, soft femdom, or anything of that sort. Giant perverts are not Netfapx.com's target audience, and that's fine.

If you want to see dudes getting stepped on by bitches in giant high heels and shit like that, you need to go to another page, because what Netfapx.com likes is missionary sex with the lights dimmed just to make babies - just kidding. If I had to explain this in a nutshell, it would go something like this: what you see on websites like Brazzers and Reality Kings is exactly what you'll find here. Not so hard, is it? You get the idea. Overproduced mainstream pornography. The site's name was inspired by a company that produces boring shows for the general public, so the type of content offered here is really no surprise.

Players.

Don't hate the players, hate the game, right? Well, I must say that, in fact, I'm not here to hate them either. I don't know what the "game" in this line (the porn industry as a whole, I suppose) means, but I certainly know what the "players" mean: the players at Netfapx.com are nothing special, but they get the job done. Same with the porn on this site, which isn't too bad either. I mean, we don't always have to make things super complicated, Avril Lavigne gave us a hint. We just need to listen. Not all of us have been obsessed with Pop Punk Princess at one time or another, so it's okay if you don't understand what I mean.

Now then, let's get back to the main dish. First of all, I want to say that this player loads videos pretty fast. It looks cheap and doesn't have a lot of options, but at least you can adjust the volume and make the video full screen.

There is no "HD" option or anything like that for this movie, but for some reason they all look beautiful. Is the "HD" option the default here? Maybe it is for some movies, but I don't know; call me stupid for not being able to tell the difference between 480p and 720p, but I bet most people can't do this either. This shows that people don't really care that much about porn being in HD. All that matters is the fact that the porn is completely free, nothing more, nothing less.

Now, are there any other tabs in here worth checking out?

I learned about the "Categories" section of Netfapx.com from the home page of this website, but is there anything else I'm missing? Well, to some extent, yes. There is a "Porn Stars" section. You should check this out. If you fall in love with a certain porn star, you can look her up in this section and see what she has to offer. Or, if you get tired of regular browsing, you should move to this section and look at porn in a different way. You may find it a breath of fresh air. The performers I've seen on Netfapx.com so far are actually quite attractive, so I can definitely imagine myself geeking out in this section.

Arena.

I almost forgot that this section of Netfapx.com, especially on an obscure website like this one, actually seems pretty godawful and pointless. I mean, why does a super-simple website like Netfapx.com need a section where people vote for their favorite porn stars? You do realize that most people don't care that much, right? I can only think of accessing this section after a long, hard masturbation session to relax a bit. Maybe that's what they are trying to do. Maybe I am just not smart enough to understand the genius of Netfapx.com. Maybe.

Conclusion.

I don't have much to say about this page, since it is pretty much the same as any other porn site, but there are a few differences. There is an "Arena" (not as interesting as it sounds), and a "Porn Stars" section that too many free websites miss today. All in all, if porn is free (and it certainly is here) and there are plenty of categories, I'm in.