Not My Grandpa

I browse a lot of ridiculous sites with ridiculous names and even more ridiculous premise, but this site easily takes the cake. It's been a long time since a site with an original and quirky background made me cringe, and NotMyGrandpa is one of those sites that caught me off guard and made me laugh. The site specializes in distributing lots of grandpa porn to your computer, but not in the way you'd expect. It's actually a good thing. It really is. It's even better than its name would suggest.

You may have noticed the "daughter-in-law/mother-in-law" trend in 3D pornography lately. It's a natural progression of that, wrapped up in extreme but normal hardcore porn. It's all totally vanilla - NotMyGrandpa porn is the most typical porn, no joke, between two consenting adults with dicks in their vaginas, all totally vanilla and normal. It is. This site is the opposite of weird, but the presentation makes you believe otherwise.

Older men, younger chicks.

So here's how it really works: we match male porn stars over 35 with young porn stars over 18. We want to make light of the age difference. We also dress appropriately. The girls are high school girls and the guys are university professors-the trick is to make it look like a relationship between a grandfather and his granddaughter without explicitly stating that they are related.

In fact, the two concepts are unrelated. This is professionally produced pornography. Of course the actors are not related to each other, what are you talking about, idiot. These are professional porn actresses playing roles in a pornographic movie, none of this is real. The story is only included as a gimmick. That's all you have to worry about. This trick, if I may say so, works very well. The age difference between the older gentleman and the young lady is central to the whole scheme. By lady, of course, I mean a cock-hungry prostitute who stimulates her anus for money. I have to admit, I like this setup. Because I look like a young Chad. But it doesn't bother me.

It belittles fetishism.

This is an easy site about fetishes, with videos that can easily be found on other sites. It shows that fetishism doesn't interfere with the perception of Smooth. It's just a ploy by the owners to sell pornography in a simple, packaged form. Indeed, an act is thrown in at the beginning of each scene to convey the situation and sell the grandfather story. But as soon as the acting ends, the sex begins, and there's no more acting. It's a regular sex scene. It would be more believable and realistic if the actors said something during the sex, but they don't. Most of the time they just suck and fuck and that's it.

But when you consider that most of these babes in this video are super-hot Triple-A stars with years of blowjob experience, there's not much to complain about. The babes in this video are super hot Triple A stars with years of blowjob experience. So, one site features the hottest women in porn giving blowjobs to guys who are the same age as their dads, and it's very interesting. I think this concept has a lot of potential. I definitely enjoyed watching these videos for this review, and you know I went out several times during that time. These are great videos for masturbation.

However, it should be noted that unlike standard triple-A porn, these videos give old men a lot of camerawork time, especially around their faces. This is probably done to emphasize the fact that these men are grandfathers. So to emphasize that point, men get too much camerawork time.

I don't like men.

I like porn where women can't dance without a male actor's dick, but they don't focus on the male actor, I like porn, I hate men, I'm not ashamed of it, I get disappointed when I see old men's asses, that's my next point. If you don't like old man boots, you should definitely pass by this site because there are a lot of old man boots on this site. This video is a must, considering the genre and everything else. I wish there was a way to watch these videos without the old man's body, but that's impossible. But it's not possible.

Members of the Skeet team.

And speaking of pitches, the site seems to be trying very hard to sell memberships so that you can watch these videos on a regular basis. There's nothing wrong with that, but the whole site looks like just another white label studio. And of course, when I tried to register, I was redirected to Team Skeet. So the whole site is just a disguised Team Skeet video. Sure, you can get the videos for sale here, but only through a full Team Skeet subscription.If you want to subscribe to NotMyGrandpa directly without going through any other site, you can't do that. If you want milk, you have to buy a whole cow. I don't know if you can call this approach dishonest or just annoying, but that's the way it is. So NotMyGrandpa is part of a larger network, and there seems to be no way around it.

The most affordable Team Skeet plan, which gives you access to NotMyGrandpa, is for six months and costs $100. Alternatively, if you really want to squeeze pennies in the long run, you can buy a monthly plan for $30, but it's not worth it given the possible discounts. There is also a "premium" for $450 a year, but I'm not sure how it differs from a regular subscription. If I were covering Team Skeet in general, I'd try to find out, but I want to focus on NotMyGrandpa and talk only about this site. So, let's assume that at this point you have these options. If you want something in between those options, there's also a $60 membership for three months.

Decent website.

NotMyGrandpa offers plenty of high quality, high resolution videos of older men fucking young girls in various combinations. Sometimes several women show up at once, sometimes just one, but there is always one old man in each video. Fortunately, that number is never exceeded. I don't like porn with more than one old man at a time. Yeah, I know. I don't particularly like it when old people fuck.

If you like porn with young girls and older men, try NotMyGrandpa and decide for yourself if you want to subscribe. The site doesn't offer trials, but all videos are available as short previews. The previews are also hot. There are no blue balls. Instead, they show you the real stuff so you can see what you can get by signing up for the newsletter. I like this approach. The free previews help me build this site. I don't have much to say about the design, as it literally replicates Team Skeet's design on other white label sites. It's a bit of a pain to go back online, but otherwise the site is top-notch and just as vanilla.