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Nudes Jar, aka OnlyFucks You might be surprised to learn that humans are not the only ones who like to masturbate. Just as we thought using tools was human, we thought masturbation was also human. In reality, however, it is not. In the animal world, many creatures find pleasure in masturbation. In other words, why not? What else is there to do but sleep, eat, and have sex?

Not surprisingly, animals with arms, such as monkeys, masturbate, but it may come as a surprise that fins masturbate as well. For walruses, this is the perfect place for self-love.

Walruses have very large dicks. If walruses didn't have big dicks, they wouldn't be able to put their flippers down and stick their dicks out. When I say "big," I'm not kidding. A walrus's dick can grow to almost two feet. Not only that, they are bony, and their dicks are no joke.

Prehistoric walrus penises are even bigger, and in 2007 a 4.5-foot-long walrus penis bone sold at auction for $8,000, which I didn't buy. But if it had, I would have displayed it prominently.

Walruses have long dicks, they can suck their own dicks, suck their own dicks, how lucky they are, when I die I want to be resurrected with a five foot dick like a walrus, now let's pray.

If you like the stench of the dungeon, consider it caused by rat semen. Yes, that's right. Rats like to masturbate, too. That makes sense. Rodents like rats are highly intelligent and remarkably similar to humans.

They can't touch the area with their tiny hands and instead rub their dicks on sticks and other objects. Hey, it could be anything. Throw a meat stick the size of a rat down the drain and a rat war is sure to ensue. The soft feel of silicone will be a shock after years of rubbing sticks.

Rats are not the only rodents that masturbate. Surprisingly, squirrels are also big fans of the act. This is because I have seen many squirrels in my life, and as far as I can tell, none of them masturbate. Perhaps they retreat to the safety of their nest before sucking.

I'm a little jealous of squirrels. Some species masturbate immediately after sex. Scientists believe that because squirrels mate with many different mates during the breeding season, masturbation helps clean their tracts and stop the spread of sexually transmitted diseases. Why can't humans do this? How wonderful would that be? To hell with condoms. I'll just cum again.

It's nice to have hands.

Any kind with hands is lucky, you guys who do things like body lights and Tesla sex, you fuck any wet hole you can reach if you don't run away at the sight of a dick. That pussy can stick to a radioactive demon.

 Her innocent face makes you want to smear it.

Onlyfucks is filled with boobs of the sexiest models on the internet. A few years ago, I wouldn't have even gotten naked in front of a camera, but now, thanks to places like Onlyfans, I can't wait to get naked. Neither do I, and I'm sure they'll be showing us your naked bodies for a long time to come. Don't worry, they won't, and while they do, Onlyfucks will be there to catalog them for our enjoyment.

The only thing I would change about this place is the aesthetics. First, the background is just white, which I don't like, and second, the look, because it's not a good look, and I don't like the way it looks.