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If you are into naked girls, and I am sure you are, you have heard the rumblings about this site. I've heard it called both the Instagram of sex and the Patreon of porn, and I'll believe it when I see it; let's see if OnlyFans is just hype, or if its 20 million monthly viewers have their eyes on Smut's next big thing! Let's see.

Beautiful naked women, behind this curtain.

If you already have a Twitter account, you can use it to sign up and log in with one easy click. This is great news for the President of the United States, who loves porn stars and hates complicated tasks. Let's hope there are some Russian pee videos. For the rest of us, just write down your most preferred email address and click the blue button to join.

On the sign-up page, you will be asked a few basic questions. You can choose a username and a profile name, or just use a series of numbers that are randomly assigned to the latter. There is a section for self-introduction, where you can write something about yourself. I wrote about my big dick and how I would love to see all your bobs and vaginas. I think those are the magic words on social media if you want to get a woman wet.

Also set up your location, website URL, profile and header photo. It says, "Do not use nudity or explicit material in your profile picture." That's fine for now, but since we're at it, I'd like to see some boobies.

There is also a field to enter a subscription fee, in dollars per month. Mine is currently set to zero, with a small note that I need to add my bank account first. However, I noticed they are not asking me for money. This is the amount they charge people to view my feed.

I don't mind selling pictures of my cock to the lowest bidder, but I am really here to see boobs. The lack of separate creator and viewer accounts seems odd at first, but it helps sell a sort of pseudo Twitter+nudity.

Once fully logged in, it becomes more obvious that the style is like a typical social network plus porn. The only problem is that I don't have any friends yet, and I don't know how to make any.

Where are all the naked women?

Up until this point, I had never seen nudes; I had never seen pictures at all on OnlyFans, and I had never seen them clothed. For a site that makes money selling sex, that's a pretty strange business model. I clicked on all of the icons at the top of the screen, but none of them seemed to ring a bell. All I could do was post to followers I didn't have or check notifications for accounts I didn't have. There are also, as you might expect, camwhores, regular hookers, and a surprising number of actual porn stars. There are plenty of gay guys too, but they are outnumbered by mature young girls.

Sorry, no free distribution.

OnlyFans relies heavily on Twitter and Instagram, which is a bit wild. Not only are these where you find user lists, but they are also where you really preview the material you'll be paying for; free users of OnlyFans literally can't see or even taste anything.

The non-paying version of each profile on OnlyFans has minimal content. There is a small, non-nude profile photo, a header graphic, and a short biography. At the top, the number of posts, photos, videos, and likes count totals are displayed. That's it. The profile photo is too small to get a good look at what this girl looks like, so back to Instagram again.

You can read the text of the post, but you can't see the attached photo until you subscribe." What is Dreamy Daisy doing in the photo captioned "When you just took a shower and can't stop touching it? I guess the only way to find out is to follow along for $10 a month. This was the going rate for most of the profiles I visited.

Either I'm retarded, a thief, or the work of a genius.

Content restrictions in major social media have been really tough on both content creators and their fans. They want to show close-ups of female genitalia fingering their way to screaming orgasms. But OnlyFans has risen up to fill the void.

It is very simple, but I am overwhelmed by how smart it is. I have complained about not being able to search from within the site, but their way saves money. So is the complete lack of freebies, and the dependence on other sites for paid traffic and previews. Sure, if all the major social media sites shut down tomorrow, these people would be done for, but that is not going to happen anytime soon.

OnlyFans' lack of an internal search engine makes it a little hard to recommend if you are simply looking for some good, generic amateur porn. There are other places to get it with a little less hassle. If you like the low-level interaction that paid connections on social media provide, this might be a good option for you.

OnlyFans is for perverts who really appreciate Instagram's social media slats but yearn for more explicit access than the giant allows. That's why this site was created. If your favorite girl is here, you probably already know that.

Fans only. I love the social media generation. Not that I love tweeting and twitting, but I love this whole culture of beautiful women sharing pictures of themselves and trying to be sexier than their friends. My one complaint is that most social media still does not allow nudity. I think that's why I was excited to hear about OnlyFans. If you are into naked girls, and I am sure you are, you have heard the rumblings about this site. I've heard it called both the Instagram of sex and the Patreon of porn, and I'll believe it when I see it; let's see if OnlyFans is just hype, or if its 20 million monthly viewers have their eyes on Smut's next big thing! Let's see. Beautiful naked women, behind this curtain. If you already have a Twitter account, you can use it to sign up and log in with one easy click. This is great news for the President of the United States, who loves porn stars and hates complicated tasks. Let's hope there are some Russian pee videos. For the rest of us, just write down your most preferred email address and click the blue button to join. On the sign-up page, you will be asked a few basic questions. You can choose a username and a profile name, or just use a series of numbers that are randomly assigned to the latter. There is a section for self-introduction, where you can write something about yourself. I wrote about my big dick and how I would love to see all your bobs and vaginas. I think those are the magic words on social media if you want to get a woman wet. Also set up your location, website URL, profile and header photo. It says, "Do not use nudity or explicit material in your profile picture." That's fine for now, but since we're at it, I'd like to see some boobies. There is also a field to enter a subscription fee, in dollars per month. Mine is currently set to zero, with a small note that I need to add my bank account first. However, I noticed they are not asking me for money. This is the amount they charge people to view my feed. I don't mind selling pictures of my cock to the lowest bidder, but I am really here to see boobs. The lack of separate creator and viewer accounts seems odd at first, but it helps sell a sort of pseudo Twitter+nudity. Once fully logged in, it becomes more obvious that the style is like a typical social network plus porn. The only problem is that I don't have any friends yet, and I don't know how to make any. Where are all the naked women? Up until this point, I had never seen nudes; I had never seen pictures at all on OnlyFans, and I had never seen them clothed. For a site that makes money selling sex, that's a pretty strange business model. I clicked on all of the icons at the top of the screen, but none of them seemed to ring a bell. All I could do was post to followers I didn't have or check notifications for accounts I didn't have. There are also, as you might expect, camwhores, regular hookers, and a surprising number of actual porn stars. There are plenty of gay guys too, but they are outnumbered by mature young girls. Sorry, no free distribution. OnlyFans relies heavily on Twitter and Instagram, which is a bit wild. Not only are these where you find user lists, but they are also where you really preview the material you'll be paying for; free users of OnlyFans literally can't see or even taste anything. The non-paying version of each profile on OnlyFans has minimal content. There is a small, non-nude profile photo, a header graphic, and a short biography. At the top, the number of posts, photos, videos, and likes count totals are displayed. That's it. The profile photo is too small to get a good look at what this girl looks like, so back to Instagram again. You can read the text of the post, but you can't see the attached photo until you subscribe." What is Dreamy Daisy doing in the photo captioned "When you just took a shower and can't stop touching it? I guess the only way to find out is to follow along for $10 a month. This was the going rate for most of the profiles I visited. Either I'm retarded, a thief, or the work of a genius. Content restrictions in major social media have been really tough on both content creators and their fans. They want to show close-ups of female genitalia fingering their way to screaming orgasms. But OnlyFans has risen up to fill the void. It is very simple, but I am overwhelmed by how smart it is. I have complained about not being able to search from within the site, but their way saves money. So is the complete lack of freebies, and the dependence on other sites for paid traffic and previews. Sure, if all the major social media sites shut down tomorrow, these people would be done for, but that is not going to happen anytime soon. OnlyFans' lack of an internal search engine makes it a little hard to recommend if you are simply looking for some good, generic amateur porn. There are other places to get it with a little less hassle. If you like the low-level interaction that paid connections on social media provide, this might be a good option for you. OnlyFans is for perverts who really appreciate Instagram's social media slats but yearn for more explicit access than the giant allows. That's why this site was created. If your favorite girl is here, you probably already know that.