PornDish

What is your favorite porn dish? Is it classic clamps or would you prefer a steaming hot dish of semen? Maybe you're thinking more along the lines of PornDish.com. At least according to the motto, PornDish.com is the place to watch daily porn videos online.

Sophisticated presentation of premium pornography.

When I typed in the address, the home page loaded, but I could only watch for a second before the whole thing went black. A large speech bubble appeared on the screen, talking about "our right to protect the integrity of the content we publish." It told me to disable my ad blocker and watch this abominable site. I clicked the button and pretended to disable it, but that crap is crap.

PornDish seemed to accept my lie and I was greeted by dick pulling porn stars like Cherie Deville and Britney Amber. The site has a blog-style layout instead of the grid of porn thumbnails typically found on tube sites.

I've seen other tube experiments with the blog format and it's usually either pointless or a complete disaster; PornDish, however, pulls it off really well. I feel like I am seeing a cross between a magazine and a premium porn site, the money behind both.

Most of the movies are on the page, along with preview pictures and an introduction. The pictures don't move, but the words speak for themselves. The girl with the lollipop is actually Ella Knox, and in the clip she sucks a penis before putting it in her ass.

The large image at the top showcases the latest VIDEO on this site. One is a scene from Shoplyfter, where Vanna Bardot gets frisked. The other is from PervMom, where Veronica Avluv stares into the camera and looks angry. The film is titled Stepmom Sucks Better, so you can imagine what she is angry about. Hopefully this video will prove her wrong.

Food best served hot, straight from the faucet.

I thought revenge was something you do when things get cold, but then I learned that it's about getting mad at your husband for flirting with his niece and having ass-fucking sex with his friend. That's the kind of classic porn scenario you can expect. We fumble through the same setup over and over because we know it works.

You know what else is always a sure thing? Watching your favorite porn star perform at your favorite studio. Maybe Uncle Larry has some amateur videos of your aunt from the 80's, but what about watching Brazzers movies? Then again, it might be fun to make fun of your cousin's mom about her hairy muff.

PornDish's header is a list of premium porn networks, with a drop-down for each site. They have dozens of sites for BangBros, Brazzers, Mofos, PornPros, RealityKings, and TeamSkeet; the Networks drop-down gives access to an off-brand porn tree, and Sis Loves Me is just occupies one link in the

Interesting selection of organizations; I don't see any Categories or Ta. I spent an angry hour looking for the download button. I couldn't find one; it seems like an easy thing for PornDish to offer us one or three pieces, but these cockblockers are patient. I would call it laziness, but I am sure it is a diabolical ploy to keep you coming back for more.

Spanked by popular, hot, trending porn

Like other porn tubes, PornDish has several different lists of their top stuff. In the corners you will find links to the newest (default front page), popular, hot, and trending. Clicking on any of those will immediately bring up the piece you want to see.

But before I could see it, that damn ad blocker came back. This time it didn't work until I actually turned off the plugin. I think I'm going to freeball it from now on. Wish me luck.

The top trending videos right now are Bridgette B and Romi Rain on HotAndMean movies, and the top hot flick is a little something called Virgin Goes French by Anissa Kate. The most popular movie on this site right now is the Sister-In-Law Fuck Movie with Dolly Leigh.

Another taboo movie, Sibling Prank War, caught my eye. Now that I haven't activated the spam plugin, I decided to give it a try. This time, the browser's built-in ad blocker did the trick. I saw a blonde girl sucking her brother's cock in the bathroom, but I didn't have to watch a single ad for a "free" webcam show.

Blocking the spam delivery system was an incredibly wonderful sensation, but it may simply have been the aftermath of the enormous orgasm I experienced. I had to hose down the ceiling, but it was worth it; the teenage face-fucking scene is a true modern classic.

My overall complaint about this site is fairly minor. The spam thing was annoying, but I didn't actually see many ads. Downloading should be easier. Perhaps my biggest issue is how the collection is organized. It's much easier to look up a particular studio/pay site than it is to look up a particular sex act I want to masturbate to. I guess that's what this site is all about.

PornDish.com (often misspelled as "porndisch") is a site full of free fuck flicks that don't fit the typical tube mold. With a sleek blog-style layout, you can quickly and easily access thousands of premium movies from paid sites, but you won't be asked to pay a dime. Cheap-ass, homeless masturbation fans will love this site.