Pornhub Casino

PornhubCasino aka Playhub Casino. why gambling and sex go together so well. All you need is drugs and alcohol and you have a party. I think it has something to do with the fact that good, responsible citizens should not be free to enjoy these things. You always have to go to the same kind of place to get it, and since PlayHubCasino is run by a Las Vegas company, perhaps they can tell you a thing or two about that.

Online casinos are nothing new, but PlayHub Casino (formerly known as PornHubCasino or PH Casino) is. The site got off the ground in mid-2018 and differentiates itself from the competition with the claim that it has the sexiest live dealers in the world. A gambling site with boobs. That sounds right up my alley.

Sexy live casino games

The pre-login screen has a casino-like flash, plus lots of T&A. Scrolling banner ads show Sexy Live Baccarat, Sexy Live Blackjack, and Sexy Live Casino Hold 'Em. There seems to be a theme. At the top of the screen, jackpots are rolling around like stock tickers. Apparently there is a $48k "progressive jackpot" on a game called The Slotfather.

As you scroll down the page, more ads for the game appear. Moreover, if you hover your mouse cursor over the image, a preview appears. As for the sexy live blackjack dealers, it seems they are not kidding. The top-busted woman's boobs are so alluring that one wonders how many players she will turn away from the game.

Porn-themed digital slot machines are a big part of the menu. From the home page, you can see cheerleader slots, pirate slut slots, and big tits slots; PlayHubCasino displays "play for fun" or "play for real" options, so even if you don't want to bet real money, there seem to be toys you can play with.

In typical casino style, PlayHubCasino offers a variety of ways to receive money: go the traditional route with PayPal, Visa/MasterCard, or some fancy new feature crap like Neosurf, Skrill, or a half dozen other You can do this.

You can also use Bitcoin, which is good news for cyber scammers and darknet drug dealers. It's funny how nerds say bitcoin is the future of legitimate money, but you can literally only use it to gamble on porn sites or buy LSD through the mail. Yes, let's try to convince grandma to invest in this sound digital currency.

In fact, I just sent my last bitcoin to a woman I met on Craigslist. But then I had to deposit it into my PlayHubCasino account with regular money.

When I visited, the site was offering a code to double your initial deposit up to $500. I can only describe that promotion as almost offensive, but, well, it is basically free gambling money. We'll probably spend that much anyway, so let's save a little and take some of their stuff with us.

If it gets too sexy.

Once logged in, you'll see a few more game options. Apparently, the worst has been averted. All the new ones seem to be eve. Watch the girls fuck and touch themselves. Hit the spin.

Try not to be distracted by awful music and beautiful women. It can get expensive if luck is not on your side.

Sexy live blackjack

PlayHubCasino's main page has several links to various games with live dealers. They list all the games, but they are not always running. The easiest way to see what is live is to click on the link for DEALERS ALL GAMES with sexy women and roulette wheels.

When I visited there was a game of roulette and blackjack going on, and if you click on the ALL GAMES link you will see a list of tables and who is working. A woman named Taty with a giant tattoo was in charge of one table, and a new woman ("trainee") was in charge of the other.

Taty and the trainee switched games about halfway through my visit. Taty was better at talking and flirting with the camera, but I'm sure it's a learning curve. We are not working with the same kind of feedback we get when we are in the same room.

As for the format, clearly we haven't worked that out yet. The basic idea is there and it works, but once we fix that problem, the whole thing should be much smoother and sexier. I felt like sometimes the girls didn't know what to do at a table in a room that was basically empty. I was the same way.

I was impressed with the outfits PlayHubCasino put on the girls. They reveal a lot, yet leave enough to the imagination. It's a great way to see some nice live eye candy while gambling.

You can see the girls best on the blackjack screen. When playing roulette she is off to the side and out of sight, but when dealing cards she is in the middle. Every few minutes, the girl flashes her boobs.

The interesting thing is that you choose your table limit when you enter, but you actually end up sitting at the same table. I'm not sure how this works, but it's good to keep in mind. If you want to be a high roller, you will still be betting at the same table as the $1 scraps.

I have had better luck in live games than in the Yaliman slots. Maybe it was the pacing. When you play with a live dealer or live opponents you have to make them wait. Pornstar slot machines can burn money at any pace if you can hit the spin button.

Sex-themed slot machines are an interesting novelty in online gambling, but that's not what makes PlayHubCasino special. Live games are where it really shines. At the time of my visit, it had only been done a few times and a few glitches needed to be ironed out, but it is a fun way to enjoy gambling. But it is a great way to enjoy gambling! I'm not going to say no to sex in the mix.