Private Delights

PrivateDelights. Whether you're horny is a silly question for anyone who visits The Porn Dude, but I have a feeling you're a little more horny than the typical free surfer or premium porn lover who not only watches other people play on PornHub, but is willing to pay a few bucks to get his own. You must be so horny that you want to get your penis wet. PrivateDelights is the perfect place for you.

PrivateDelights.ch is an escort site that prides itself on verified vendors and vendor reviews, and those are a couple of the main things I look for in an escort directory. They loudly state these features right at the top of the landing page and want everyone and their mothers to know about it. This strategy seems to work, and there's a good chance your mom is selling her services there, too. At the time of this writing, the number of visits to the site was in the millions per month.

Currently, the site only has listings and reviews in the U.S. and Canada. Perverts across the ocean should check out one of the other options on my list of escort sites if they are looking for some paid weirdness tonight.

Basic layout, nice features, hot hookers.

The design of the site is simple as hell, almost Craigslist-like. Load the first page, and all you see is plain text. No logo, just the title in italics. That's fine, but it allows you to focus your attention on what you want to see, which is the feature set I mentioned earlier. At the top of the screen are the "read reviews" and "meet with escort/provider" instructions. I don't mind, I'm not sure if this is a good idea or not, but it's a good idea.

Several columns break down the key benefits for clients and providers. On the client side, you have the verified and validated providers that I mentioned earlier. All of the providers listed on this site are verified by age, or they wouldn't be listed here.

We also offer a quick verification process for our customers, which is unusual for a site of this type." Safe providers only meet with you after you have been vetted." It goes on to say that providers are vetted based on the feedback you leave. However, there is no real way to enforce this "rule," especially if you have direct contact with girls. You won't worry too much if they deny you services because you didn't register first and screw other prostitutes.

As for providers, PrivateDelights makes a similar argument about the importance of these reviews, and I agree. Word of mouth is the most powerful form of advertising, and if they know about other satisfied customers, they're probably more likely to make a purchase.

Other benefits on the provider side include a safe, moderated community where you can connect with other providers, review-based verification, and "pretty ads." The customer and provider columns note that the site is hosted in Europe, which will hopefully keep "the man" out of their way and yours.

The registration button for clients and providers got me thinking. I have no qualms about providing your email address on a site where you can find a MILF who will bend your balls for a few hundred dollars, but I'm sure some of them do. Fortunately, no registration is required to view the full list, including contact information and reviews.

Find your perfect escort, massage or home

After you've gone through all those bragging characteristics, it's time for the fun part. The default search allows you to find girls in your area willing to meet for money, and you can expand your search to 100 miles if you're willing to travel that distance. In the drop-down list, you can select a service. Escort, BDSM, FBSM or any other service. Nice, that means college chicks all on one site where you can find a fat girl who will let you smash her pussy and step on your dick.

Registered users of the site have access to several other search options. Searching by username, phone number or email seems useful if you already know who you want to fuck, but you're just a terribly organized person. Keyword searches are much more useful and may encourage anonymous applicants to register.

Depending on what you're looking for, the "Show Additional Filters" button should be specific enough for men who haven't registered yet. There is a very good selection of filters here, allowing you to choose your desired age and height, hair color, body shape, ethnicity, etc.You can narrow your choices to girls by simply specifying your preferred payment method, whether they do incall or outcall, and whether they are available now.

The abbreviation menu at the bottom of the advanced search filter is fantastic on sites like this, saving you from having to scour the classifieds for girls who DFK or LFK, or hitting on a prostitute on WhatsApp only to find out that she doesn't agree to BBBJ. It's possible to do that.

PrivateDelights does not have a Prostitutes 101 training page like many major escort sites. If you don't know what Greek is or the meanings of these acronyms, you should do your homework on Google before you come to the site. The site may have better verification than other call girl sites, but the "sex for money" business is always rife with scammers, and ultimately safety is up to you.

Very many local seductive girls, very short

I wanted to see how many ads PrivateDelights had in my area, so first I ran a 0 mile search without any filters. What a surprise. This site came back with about 400 providers in my big city, which is probably good news for customers in this hellhole. Lol I know this site and use it.

The thumbnail of the local escort services has their user names and location on the site. There is a little green dot that tells you if they are available now. My favorite feature is the blue star with the number of reviews on the girl.

This Russian model next to me has 27 reviews and a 4.5 star rating. I almost feel like I'm shopping on Amazon when I read about how awesome she is. The pictures certainly look pretty darn sexy and professional. If she hadn't been vetted and had such reviews, I'd be tempted to say this is bullshit.

She needs at least one reference, but judging by the introduction in the bio, she's beginner-friendly. I've seen some semi-literate chicks here, but this chick is eloquent when she talks about dinner dates and after-work meetings. The link to her Instagram page is in case you want to jerk off to her instead.

The caption says "Donation," but the prices are listed: $600 for an hour, $1,000 for two hours. Her "no" list only includes CIM and Greek, which might make you pore over your piggy bank.

All this information and her phone number are available without registering or logging on to PrivateDelights. Of course, that doesn't mean you can't add a review of your experience, but I mean, you know how these whores feel about anonymity. You don't want strangers reading your made-up username in your reviews and realize you're paying trannies to clean up your salad. This is between you, T-Girl, Google, Amazon and Facebook, isn't it.

PrivateDelights.ch is one of the best escort sites I've seen lately, with most verified girls and user reviews. These features make it safer to hire a prostitute and make it easier to find the perfect woman for your date night (or vacation). Listings include menus, prices and contact information, as well as an extensive search engine. There is also an extensive search engine to make your search easier.