ScatBook

I'm glad Scat Book accepted me into their social network, Facebook has the most ridiculously restrictive rules, and I even wonder if the people who run it shit as much as we do. Honestly, this is the best proof that Zach is either a robot or a reptiloid humanoid. If you're reading this, Mark, prove you're a normal human being and show us your poop.

Mark Zuckerberg would have to change the rules of his platform to accept my challenge, and I don't expect him to do that. It's not that I don't like the smell, it's that I don't think he can do it. It's about bullshit. If he or anyone else wants to prove their humanity by exposing their feces, Scatbook.com might be the perfect place to do it. They call themselves "a unique social network for fans of the most extreme content." Personally, I would note obvious similarities to OnlyFans as a content platform, only with dirtier material. As the name implies, it's likely to be about scatology and urination, but I'm curious to see what other perversions they have in store.

A social network for dirty perverts

I have to admit that when I first heard about Scatbook, I was skeptical. I had seen fetish and extreme porn sites and knew that Scatbook was still a very deep area. I immediately wondered if the fanbase of this sub-genre was big enough to support a real social network, especially since many coprophiles prefer to remain anonymous. However, when I looked at the traffic statistics, it turned out that almost a million people a month visit the site, which gave me hope.

As a result, we found that this is indeed a thriving community of extreme porn lovers. By the time you read this, there may be more. As of this writing, there are 7,500 creators. That's a lot more than I expected. I'm sure it smells really good.

Signing up for Scatbook is quick and easy, requiring only a username, email address and password. You can also sign in via Twitter if you don't mind sharing the credentials you use to post your boring thoughts. You will also be asked if you are a fan or creator. I participate in the review as a fan, but it's worth noting that creators get 80% of the sales. If you're a fan, you can support your favorite sexy pooch, and if you're a sexy pooch, you get some good pennies.

I love how candid these people are about what you sign up for; OnlyFans and many of its clones have completely boring, SFW landing pages that tell you nothing about fucking. The Scatbook.com landing page, on the other hand, has lots of rotating cell phones with pictures of beautiful women covered in shit, queens gesturing toward the bathroom, women sitting down and taking shit, etc. You can't go wrong if it's a social network designed for singers. (Unless you're talking about women singing hit songs while defecating). Watch out, GG Ellyn).

Not everything just sucks.

Once inside, you'll find a pleasant environment reminiscent of a typical social network overflowing with fans of extreme sex. I was new, no one had followed or subscribed to me yet, so my feed was filled with recommended content. Some of it was blurry and could only be accessed by paying to join a model, but the rest showed a good cross-section of the material available on the site.

Contrary to its name, Scatbook.com is more than just gossip. In fact, it offers a wide variety of extreme sex. First I saw one video of a woman fucking herself, another of a man feeding her homemade chocolate, a girl posing in a tight dress and leg cast, a POV video of a black giant spitting in your face and pooping in your diaper, a MILF feeding her husband and feeding him man milk from his milking. There's also peeing, pooping in the toilet, forced feminization, and poop-covered threesomes.

Everything I just mentioned has been added within the last 24 hours. The creators of Scutbook are adding material at such a tremendous rate that I'm afraid the sewers can't handle it. But then again, porcelain toilets save human toilets, not to mention millions of ruined sheets.

Combining fetish models, amateurs and zany porn stars, more than 104,000 videos and 58,000 photos have been added to the site. Unless you're a pooch maniac with big pockets, you won't be able to buy up all that stinky stench, but it's nice to have access to such a wide selection from such a wide range of authors.I didn't half expect it to be a shade of brown, so I'm impressed. Another thing that makes Scatbook better than OnlyFans is the free gifts. One of my perennial complaints about the amateur model subscription giants is that there are almost no free previews, while Scatbook.com has a heck of a lot of previews, and the squatters in the public can view several pieces without spending a dime. So much so that they're convinced they can do it.

Poop movies, sit-down subscriptions and live poop broadcasts

This is a free one-minute video of a woman in bondage riding her husband in a cowgirl position with her buttocks sticking out and a friend filming her. In this video, a friend films while her husband sits on a horse in a bondage outfit. She forces her husband to stand up, smears feces from her own asshole over his mouth, then squats over his face and releases the piss. The clip ends with the man starting to vomit while she shoves a bunch of soft cream into his mouth.

I clicked to see this model's full profile on Scatbook.com, where creators can sell subscriptions or individual videos, and most seem to do both. This woman, Natalia, has a lot of free videos, and she charges 30 bourns for access to the full stash. That's the same price as a regular pay site, so if you fall in love with a few bitches, the cost goes up. Story of my life.

Scatbook.com has more surprises in store. Even before I signed up for an account, I assumed there would be subscription or video on demand (VOD). I was right in that regard, but what I didn't expect was live streaming - obviously there isn't the volume of cams found on sites like Chaturbate, but the girls here are dirtier, and there were more than I expected. There aren't many cam sites dedicated to extreme pornography on this site, so if you want to see people pinching their buns live on webcam, this might be one of the best options.

If watching live streaming isn't enough, you can get one step closer to the action by buying physical items. When I visited Scatbook, only a few models I checked out were selling used panties, but it's still a young platform. If you can't find the right dirty thongs here, check out one of the sites listed under "Buy Used Panties" on ThePornDude.

Scatbook.com really makes it clear what it does and who it targets. Just looking at the home page of this site will tell you if you belong to that demographic, but if you've read to this point, then you've come to the right place. This is probably the best adult social network and content platform for fans of extreme sex, especially fetishes involving dirty orgies with luscious bodily fluids splattered all over the place. It costs nothing to register and view, so go ahead and poop it out.