Shoplyfter MYLF

This is store lifter MYLF. Lately I've been watching a lot of online videos of mom-and-pop women getting into trouble. Karen and her friends in the supermarket, wearing masks and freaking out, are good for a laugh, but they are pretty hard to masturbate to. But being the determined pervert that I am, I sucked down a couple lines of Viagra and kept going, which could have saved me a few bucks and a lot of abrasions had I known that Shoplyfter had a MILF site called ShoplyfterMYLF.

If you've read my review of Shoplyfter on ThePornDude, you already know that it's a pretty killer teen site with a neat gimmick; if you've read my review of MYLF, you know it's a good there You will know that it is one of the cougar networks. Things like the name ShoplyfterMYLF.com give a twist here, but in case you are late I will spell it out for you. These are premium hardcore movies about shoplifting women over the age of 30 getting nailed by security in the back room.

What it takes to be a Shoplyfter MYLF

As an appreciator of both Shoplyfter and MYLF, I knew the moment I saw the URL for ShoplyfterMYLF that I was in for a treat. Sometimes a website can disappoint you by delivering exactly what you expect. In this case, I am seeing exactly what I thought I was seeing and I am pretty fucking happy.

Some of you may hear the phrase "Mothers You'd Like to Fuck" and immediately think of those old ladies with their cellulite gone, somewhere between beer #7 and blackout. But these women are the real deal. All of the films feature gorgeous cougar porn stars. On the preview page, Becky Bandini gets rack-checked, Chrissy Lynn is inspected for stolen goods, and Kaska Akashova is pantomimed from behind. Alura Jenson's enormous breasts look bigger every time I look at them. Security, this woman seems to have stolen a pillow. I would love to lay my face comfortably between those pillows.

MILFs are great for many reasons. For one, the old sluts at ShoplyfterMYLF.com have aged like fine wine and have not withered or melted like your trailer park women. These women take care of their bodies and in some cases enhance them through the miracle of surgery.

And let's talk about the way they fuck: teenage nymphomaniacs are so great to watch, with boundless energy and raging hormones. The thing is that even the most talented and acrobatic college girls are just a bunch of bedpost notches and playbooks. These MILFs have been practicing cock polishing and stick-fighting for years and have a lot of skills.

These MILFs have a lot to teach the next generation of porn stars as well as the new generation of masturbators. Much of this work features intergenerational group sex, with teenagers and MILFs teaching them the easy way to avoid going to jail.

Cheap Like You Robbed the Joint

Maybe it was these sticky-fingered ladies that made me feel like a thief, but when I saw the price, I thought for a moment that I'd capitalized on a mistake: a standard monthly membership at ShoplyafterMYLF costs $18, considerably less than the $30 most pay sites demand. Annual subscriptions to all of MYLF's networks are also quite reasonable.

They call this a summer flash sale, but I've spent all my money on porn for a long time and know that paysite prices are not always transparent. If you want to know the truth, their low prices are probably due to factors other than seasonality, including the unfortunate fact that they only add new releases every two weeks. A few months ago, they were updating every week, so I have to assume that this means that COVID has been tainted by the smartphone industry. Fortunately, they seem to be very consistent with their bi-weekly release schedule so you can know when you get a new Shoplyfter MYLF movie.

Another reason for the low prices is the size of the collection; ShoplyfterMYLF.com didn't go online until the tail end of 2019, so they still have a relatively small stash. As of this writing, the menu only has 30 flicks. If you need more MYLF action, you may want to consider springing for MYLF Unlimited. It's a cool $289 per year but comes with access to Shoplyfter MYLF, PervMOM, AnalMom and many others.

Who is your favorite Shoplyfter MYLF?

I was hard as a rock from the time I hit the tour page, so by the time I signed up and logged in I was ready for some fappy fun. Thumbnails tempted me with a parade of fuckable blondes, brunettes and redheads MYLF. Latinos and Asians spiced up the menu, and I was tempted to start turning to the small preview image.

The thumbnail for Case No. 1879469 really stood out. Whether it was Vanessa Cage's defiant pose as she stood in the security room in just her panties, or those delicious natural breasts, I was soon left wanting to see more of her. She reminded me of a soccer mom who used to scream Sweet Caroline into a microphone at a karaoke bar. At that moment, I thought to myself, "She would sound much better with my cock in her mouth."

The MYLF movie "Shoplyfter" is set up almost exactly like the "Shoplyfter" teen movie. Basically, the ladies are accused of shoplifting and fuck their way out of the problem. In Vanessa's scene, she is a former employee who looks like she was just called in to say "hi" and take a shit. The man who blurred out her face doesn't charge her with anything until he gets a phone call a few minutes after the video.

Not much of a scenario, but the gimmick contributes to the sexy power dynamics between the porn star and the guard. Vanessa's demeanor goes from happy to exasperated, and you can see her squirm for a few moments as the guard leaves the office. Normally it is not this sexy to watch a woman walk around a room, but she manages to capture that nervous energy very well, and she looks fabulous as she paces back and forth in her little red dress. Look at that thick ass.

MYLFs store lifter on camera.

The new decoy decoys are the most popular and most popular decoys in the world. Of course, the threat of prison is a powerful motivator. She pulls up her dress, pulls it over her head, and looks very attractive. She covers her breasts in anger and humiliation, but we have to find out if this ShoplyfterMYLF stole anything. Honestly, she should have worn granny panties.

It's an hour-long scene, not full frontal until nearly halfway through, but the buildup is worth it. Vanessa's reluctance doubles in intensity when she starts sucking a cock. But she is at the mercy of the guards, so she has no choice but to follow the program to avoid a 5-0. She slurps, gets fucked in the doggy position, becomes a missionary, gets her pussy eaten out, and sucks some more. Imagine for yourself which parts of her body are contaminated with sperm in this film.

This piece is available for download as a member and I have made it my permanent collection. The curvy cougar and her lasciviousness got to me and the scenario was a fucking killer.

ShoplyfterMYLF.com's thieving gimmick is their biggest selling point, because it allows for some pretty bizarre semi-forced sex scenarios. This trick alone is enough to sell memberships, but they also have some of the hottest and most experienced MILF porn stars in the world performing behind-the-scenes desk humping and forbidden face-jumping. If you like slightly older cocks who aren't keen on cock sucking, you'll devour this shit.