Slutload

I guess Slut Load's theme song is "Bad slut, bad slut, whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when they come for you". Well, you will probably shift into 6th gear and start masturbating so hard your penis might fall off. What site could possibly offer so many bad sluts, how about SlutLoad.com? It is a great free porn tube site and has countless videos to watch. No kidding, this site has more "slut porn" videos than you can possibly watch every day (that is if you have any life at all: ......) .

Lots of free porn videos to watch

So how many videos are there? It sure seems like a lot. Well, it is. There are 1,000 new porn releases every day. 1,000 pornos a day is an awful lot, and even if you masturbated every minute of every day of every month, you'd never make it through all of the porn in Slut Load.

Silly design, really interesting color choices.

One look at SlutLoad.com and you can't be optimistic that they are professional. There is not much reason for this, except for the tabs, which have the silliest colors I have ever seen. I mean, it looks like a 3rd grade HTML project where the professor told the students to change the color of all the navigation buttons because he wanted to mess with their heads. Honestly, I don't know who thought these colors were a good idea, but I hate them, I hate them with all my heart.

But hey, it's not all bad. The overall design is quite pretty, but these colors really stand out as ugly. Also, SlutLoad.com seems pretty static, at least in the navigation section, as you can only see the underlines of the buttons when you hover over them. There are no easily accessible drop-down menus, no transition animations, nothing. They are as bland as teenage white girls at Starbucks.

A new video comes on every 10 minutes.

But there are some nice things, such as a sort button directly on the homepage that lets you choose how you want your videos sorted. You can see the newest videos, the most popular videos, the most voted videos, the top rated videos, and even longer videos for those looking for a masturbation marathon. And right next to these buttons is the information that the videos are updated every 10 minutes. Neat.

What I don't like about the navigation bar is the home button. I could rant here about it, but I won't. Instead, I will point out that right above that button, as usual, is a logo that leads to the exact same page as the home button. Here's a pro tip, get rid of it, but since most of these are random codes, that vibe is completely lost. In fact, if you look at it now, this page is pretty much useless. It's such a mess that I can only occasionally find a category I can actually use and browse through.

There are literally millions of videos available right now.

Well, if you have literally millions of videos on your site, I guess this doesn't matter so much, SlutLoad.com has a lot going for it because the site is updated frequently and is completely free. All videos are free, that is unless you go to the Premium HD tab where there is an option to sign up for a premium video streaming service. This is all fine and dandy, but when I click the join button it looks like they have not properly set up the payment system.

And look at it for a second. You can create your own account here and contribute to the thousands of videos uploaded to SlutLoad.com. It can be your own home-made video, or a video you found by accident. Either way, this site doesn't mind an extra helping hand. Do your part and we'll see you on the front lines. Comment and like! You can too, but you already know the answer, so let's move on.

External links for more freaky fun

There are several other tabs on SlutLoad.com, but they have nothing to do with this website and will redirect you elsewhere. These are related to live sexy cams, and sex meetups. We do not get about these, but if you are interested, just go to the link and see where it takes you. Just be careful not to get a virus on your mom's computer. This text is just a slight modification from Freud's nightmare. Now, I'll leave the incest jokes at that.

All in all, SlutLoad.com (often misspelled as "sludload," "slitload," or "slutoad") is a pretty iffy site. However, they are missing a few key components that could really make their website shine. If these points could be easily corrected, I think their site would really be worth recommending. For now, I can only recommend this place if you are in dire need of free pornographic content, as there is an inexhaustible supply of it. Go ahead, check it out.