SpankBang Vintage

The old adage "you can't make it like it used to be" has become so true that it has become a cliché. However, whether this saying applies to pornography is debatable. Some argue that porn studios don't put as much time, energy, and passion into porn as they used to, but I'm not sure this is true. Even if that's true, modern technology is helping to make up for what's been lost. The detail in today's high-definition pornography exceeds what VHS and Betamax offered, and I can't go back to 240p porn because it's not the same anymore. It makes me sick to even think about it.

I'd like to go back to the '70s and show everyone the quality of today's pornography. Their penises will never be the same - if you saw 4K pussy on a 75-inch TV screen, VHS porn would look like a shapeless lump on an old CRT TV. Bitches in real life would look like lumps, too. Riley Reed's cunt looks better on a PC than your whore's cunt, TV is better than your eyes.

Remastered.

These days, computers remaster old porn to satisfy the eyes of modern masturbators, so those fuzzy titties come to life in a quality that even a director would never have thought possible. Some young men may think that old porn isn't for them, but penis has great appeal.

However, digitizing vintage porn is easier said than done. It's easier to make brand new pornography than it is to find and salvage old porn. First, pornography has to be found. Pornography isn't preserved the way comic books are. We've all seen the plastic acid-free cardboard sleeves for storing comic books. No one keeps pornography in a refrigerator or in a safe deposit box, one of the two places pornography is kept. It is either hidden and stuffed into a closet or haphazardly tossed into a food box or a beer can. Neither is a safe medium for long-term storage.

Even if your grandfather kept a neat collection of vintage pornography, not many families can offer such items at a garage sale: the 1978 porn masterpiece "Debbie Does Dallas" never sold at a garage sale. If you can't find a world-famous movie at a neighborhood garage sale, you probably won't find "Dorothy Does Dookey" either.

Getting your hands on vintage porn is only the first step. Digitizing content requires other software and hardware. It's up to a professional to convert the porn. If you want to digitize your child's yearbook, it's easy enough to do, but people who have big boxes of VHS tapes of pornography are often wary.

Like me, I find it too much work. Fortunately, great porn sites like Spankbang have a vintage category that has already done all the work for you. So all you have to do is get your penis ready for a vintage beating.

Spankbang is a one-stop porn site no matter what you're watching, so it's no surprise that it has a world-class selection of old shit. It's like walking through an old French wine cellar. Unlike wine, for porn, every year is a winning year. Porn just keeps getting better and better.

Spankbang has been around for a long time, and their site is very well done. There is a main menu for the entire site and a filter for vintage content. The main menu includes options Home page, search bar, registration, login, gender, language selection, go to mobile site, videos, trends, new arrivals, live cameras, TV, categories, porn stars and offers. Subsequent filters include options for Related, Trending, New, Popular, Video Quality, Time and Release Date.

These people have so much vintage porn. You'll have to spend the rest of your life trying to look through it all, there are 2,092 pages, 85,000 videos in total, wow, you found all this vintage porn.

Not only have you found them, but some of them have been remastered. If you plug a VHS player into your TV, it will look like crap, but with Spankbang it will look remastered. You'll forget that the bitch you're jerking off to has probably been dead for 20 years.

The Spankbang video player page holds a lot of information in a small space and manages not to look cluttered. You can see that these are veterans of the porn industry. Of course, there's the usual information: title, actress, tags, time, and user ratings. I like the screenshots and timestamps best. Stamps can be used like chapters in a book.

All porn sites should do the same. It makes finding the perfect scene as easy as pulling a dick - Spankbang may not have invented it, but they are smart enough to know a good scene when they see one.

There's so much golden vintage content on Spankbang that it's hard to know where to start. I love international content, and there's a huge amount of it here, too."Among the greatest Italian vintage porn films of 1993, "Restored" had me touching my penis.

It begins with a man talking to a woman who is urinating in the toilet. The Italian never gets laid. After she wipes herself, the man doesn't even let her put her panties on. Instead, he gently removes her panties and sniffs them. She must love the smell, she can't stop.

There is a lot of fellatio in this movie. Italian is a Romance language, so the cunts must be genius at brainstorming. Speaking of cunts, Italy is circa 1993. These cunts have never seen a brush, scissors or pliers. Everything is natural.

All's fair in sex and war.

"SEKA Tropics - Movie - Vintage" is another example of one of my favorite movies. The movie begins with an American sailor in Asia looking for beautiful Asian pussy. This man needs to free himself from the war, and what better way to do that than with the pussy of a Japanese bitch. This woman has never seen a sailor's cock. The sailor's cock is impressive in its size and also in the fact that it is well used. However, she is not sure it will fit inside her.

Sensing her concern, the sailor covers her first to lube her up. Neither he nor she wants their dicks to stand up in the dry dock. Fortunately, after applying just the right amount of saliva, his cock penetrates. Soon the bitch is already riding him in the "hind dog" position. Thank God for that passion. This bitch must have studied cock at night school, because she knows where she's going.

Vintage porn isn't for everyone, but I'm a big fan. Vintage tickles the imagination of nerdy and savage professors. I guess this is what it means to watch Star Trek porn for a sci-fi geek. My penis and brain are erect, but you don't have to be a pornography professor to appreciate the vintage Spankbangs section.

Not only is the old-school content great, but the site containing it is well made and maintained. This is not Spankbangs' first rodeo, so the site design is impressive. You'll have no problem finding exactly what your member needs.

There isn't much you can change on Spankbangs because they do a great job. However, if someone twisted my arm and made me think of something, I would say the thumbnails are too small. If you make the thumbnails 50% larger, fewer photos will fit on the page, but they will be easier to see.

Give some love to your ancestors and masturbate to memories of long ago. You may find that you have more in common than you think.