Stake

This article is a little different from the ones I review on ThePornDude. This piece is a little different from the ones I review for ThePornDude. That's because the bet is usually only on how hard you can ejaculate in your old reliable sportswear. Not only are you hoping for a good orgasm here, but you can bet real money and win. Some people say that gambling is as much fun as masturbation and much better than fucking your fat wife, but it doesn't take a genius to realize that not all online gambling establishments are created equal. But what about the ones that attract about half a million players a day.

For those who don't already know, Stake.com is an online gambling site with a casino and sportsbook. I knew there was money behind this operation before I even saw it, as this short one-word domain was probably worth a fortune. As a gambling man, I am attracted to these fancy, expensive things. So I decided to pull out my digital wallet and find a way to replenish it even more. Good luck, perverts.

What Americans hold on to.

Before I get to the point, I should mention that when I first looked at the Stake homepage, I was a little surprised to see that the site was a bit of a joke. Well, before I really started to see anything, a window popped up telling me that Americans aren't allowed to play. Apparently, they hadn't greased the right palms and sucked the right dicks to get the various regulatory agencies in order - Stake is a popular casino, so they have to be very careful with their rules lest they get shut down.

I was able to download the site and register an account when I downloaded a VPN using a server in another country If you don't know much about using a VPN to access banned sites, check out my list of the best VPN sites on ThePornDude. VPN users are This comes with some risk, as you are likely to violate the terms of service and risk your winnings. That's why I don't recommend doing it. However, I did a little homework using Google, Reddit and a few small forums and found that Stake.com is still pretty damn popular among Americans, the risks are reprehensible.

Regardless of where you play from, one of the biggest attractions of Stake is its wide range of payment and payment options in both cryptocurrencies and traditional currencies. The front page of the site describes it as a full-fledged cryptocurrency casino. There is also a scrolling payout display where players can see what winnings they are currently receiving. Of course, bitcoin is the most popular, but there are also options for Litecoin, Ethereum, Bitcoin Cash, Tron and Ripple. They also accept dog coins, so you can use Stake.com even if you have your tongue in Elon Musk's anus.

Another attraction: you can mnogoMy mom always told me to get out of the basement and get a job, but maybe this could be my new job. Rub the happy bunny's foot.

When I first came here, I wondered how Stake could attract so many players when they don't even offer sign-up bonuses, but now I think I understand. The more you explore this site, the more ways you can gamble and win money. After all, the only thing a casino needs is fun games and reasonable odds, and Stake has managed to stay true to these basics by offering them in a convenient package that will have you spending all day playing slots. There's just not a lot of cigarette smoke and no questionable cocaine dealers in this game, and, like Reno, the winnings will keep your brain active.

Indeed, the biggest drawback I see is that Stake.com has yet to go through all the bureaucracy required to make their services available to Americans without a VPN. My list of betting sites includes easy options for American players, but I understand why many are willing to take the risk to get these rewards. This site is an even easier recommendation for those in areas officially served by Stake. Anyway, good luck and best wishes.