SwingTowns

Swingtowns Things are looking better and better for people who like sex. I say that as a totally depraved pervert, but even normal people are becoming more open than ever about their abnormalities, perversions, and sexual desires. apps like Tinder are fun for finding a quick partner, but real swingers, like SwingTowns recognize the value of dedicated platforms. The site has been around for decades now and helps about 500,000 visitors a month get a little action.

SwingTowns.com bills itself as the world's largest non-monogamous community for people with swinger, poly, open, kink, and other lifestyles. They have millions of registered members worldwide and have been making threesomes, wife swapping, and group sex happen for years. I really like the business in all its weirdness and it is free to register, get in there and see about some unconditional connections.

Who wants to trade wives tonight.

SwingTowns is for all types of non-monogamous relationship situations. It claims to be able to connect nearby swingers in seconds, whether you are in an open relationship, swinging, polyamorous, or looking for kinky friends. The profile is genuine and claims to be "the friendliest site for swingers."

The site's front page attempts to entice potential members by pointing out the many opportunities for kinky play. One doesn't necessarily have to be monogamous to find men and women seeking erotic BDSM, bondage, and fetish play. If you want to get your balls stomped by dominatrixes or tie up a slut and fuck her until she bleeds consensually, this is the place for you. This is perfect for you.

I like that there is a page that introduces the ins and outs of monogamy. I'm curious to know how many of the visitors to this site are just tourists and how many are looking for genuine interaction. The author lays out many myths about this lifestyle and busts them one by one. Frankly, this is a great introduction for beginners, and you may want to show it to your wife if she is resisting.

The article is called "Seven Common Myths About More Than Two" and is also available as a downloadable PDF that you can email to your loved ones. Some must email it to their mothers after trying to explain why they were seen with another woman during this time. Also, some mothers may have already registered on this site.

Register quickly and start swinging!

Registration is free, quick, and easy as hell. You pick a username and password, set your location and directions, have to describe yourself in some very basic dropdowns, and boom. Registration is complete. There are a few follow-up questions about who you want to meet, but after that you are pretty much free to get down to business. Upload a profile picture, and once it is approved, your account is unlocked for further videos, photos, and mutual likes.

Once there, SwingTowns again directed me to the "SwingTowns Extra" registration page, which is also a paid members-only feature; just like Tinder, "Likes!" to the page, it seems that all the people with whom I have "Liked" the site can see it.

I reviewed this the day after Veterans Day and it was still on sale for 69% off. The new lifetime membership is $169, with a standard monthly fee of about $17. The three-month membership is slightly discounted.

SwingTowns Extra subscribers "Like" you! and can see all the people who have "Liked" you, as well as search by location, username, or who is online. Like! You can also send message requests to people who have not "Liked" you, and the "Like"/"Pass" game allows you to send messages to people who have not "Liked" you. / "Pass" game allows for unlimited "rewording". Advanced privacy settings also allow you to control who sees you.

Most importantly, at least for porn dudes like me, the SwingTowns Extra membership allows you to view X-rated photos and videos. At least that's what the sign-up page says. It means you could see a lot of boobs and local poon without signing up for a premium account.

Browse Poly Groups, Meetups, Clubs, and More.

SwingTowns users can browse the site in a variety of ways. Quick links in the header let you find nearby users, groups, Meetups, and Clubs. There is also a section for traveling swingers and an extensive pages section listing erotic events, stores, authors, and more.

The signup page seems to indicate that you have to be a paid member to search by location, but that is not the case. I had already set my location when I first visited the site, so as soon as I clicked on the "Location" link I was presented with a selection of singles and polyamorous couples in my area. Entering a nearby city brought up a new listing.

SwingTowns is clearly not lying when it talks about its millions of registered members. One of the most important things about hooking up, dating, and swinging websites is the large user base. You can make the most impressive website in the world and if you can't attract any users, jack shit doesn't count. It's impossible to get laid in a ghost town, but SwingTowns is very exciting. Everywhere I look, there are potential partners who would love to fuck a weirdo like me.

This huge user base is probably SwingTowns' biggest selling point. Without it, the site would be worthless, but with it, SwingTowns would be a major hub of non-monogamous activity. Swingers, polyamorous couples, and sexy motherfuckers of all kinds can find each other with little effort.

My biggest complaint about this site is not that some features are locked only to paying members. Given the fact that you can actually get laid on this site, I am not asking for an unfair price. Besides, you can still use the site without paying a fucking dime. No, my problem is the slightly outdated design. It wouldn't need that much tweaking to make navigation easier.