ThePornGuy

I'm not a fan of porn. How many times do I have to tell you that I'm confused with this idiot. Sure, I have the word "Porn" in my name, and I have a website dedicated to the subject, but they are similar. But the Internet is a weird thing, and Google doesn't know any better, so now might be a good time to figure out who is the original and who is the low-brow wannabe and let you all know about it.

ThePornGuy.org was only registered in 2019. Its basic setup may be similar to mine, which provides ratings and reviews of porn sites in various categories, but I've been doing this for almost a decade. Experience alone can tell you a lot, but there are also issues of style, pitch, and just plain old usefulness. There's a good reason I get 120 times as much traffic as he does.

What makes ThePornGuy so good.

ThePornGuy may suck, but it gets 500,000 visitors a month. If you've ever sold lewdness online or had friends and family visit your lame instagram, you might be impressed by those numbers. (Although, if you've done your homework on my PornWebmasters site, your own site is probably already getting a lot more traffic.) Still, 500,000 visitors don't come from everywhere, so he must be doing something right.

The first thing he does is pick a good name. It annoys him, not to mention himself, that the two of us are confused. Pornography. I've seen him a few times in anal and blowjob videos meant for my site, of course, but my brain is not bound by the name when he wants to shake his dick.

The other thing is that they took away all my setup. But the format of this list and review is a winning one. There's a reason I've steadily increased my traffic and profile over the years by getting reviews and interviews from online and traditional media. This handy format helps the perv find the material he wants-at least if it's done right.

Third, what he's done is more than right is a global coincidence on the Internet: to become a popular site like ThePornDude, you have to ruffle feathers among purists, boozers and pansies all over the world. ThePornDude.com is banned in some countries, where ThePornGuy.org is unknown. This is because this site is a lazy pastiche of my site. I can't blame this man for depriving me of traffic in countries where people don't like to have a good time and where I've been denied.

But what he does is wrong.

So, it is established that ThePornGuy.org is doing the right thing, but what about all his mistakes. I don't want to give this guy a plan to improve the attributes of my site, but, well, critiquing adult sites is my job, so let's do it here.

Some of it will be obvious to even the most casual observer. Take this fucking layout, for example: open ThePornGuy in one tab and ThePornDude in another. If you can't see the difference, I'll let you examine my eyes. I put a lot of time and effort into making them look pleasing to the eye. PornGuy looks like they commissioned the cheapest artist on Fiverr to do a portrait for their logo and then pasted the name of the site onto the cartoon in the ugliest font I've ever seen.

The sandwich may look like me on the outside, but look at the flesh on the inside. Overall, the mismatched colors and blended fonts make it look amateurish, like it was created by an aunt who understands nothing about the Internet but wants to sell MLM yoga pants.Older people who remember Internet relics like GeoCities and MySpace will quickly realize that it is not. recognize the throwaway aesthetic. It is not beautiful by any means.

Porn Guy tries to introduce a preview of the site in the header, which appears when you hover over the names of the sites it lists. This feature sounds appealing, but it doesn't work. In fact, at first we thought it was banner ad spam that slipped through our ad blocker, but it was just bad design. There's not enough room in the header, so instead of a good preview you get a pile of ad crap, and it's almost a shame that ThePornGuy screwed up so badly with a feature that should be better than mine.

They hate me because they're not me.

I don't want to get personal, but this guy took my site and tried to take away my entire identity. In other words, you can't become ThePornDude just by giving yourself a similar title. I'm not just a clown with a funny name and an extensive list of affiliate links. I'm a great porn critic because I know what I'm talking about, and I'm a funny and interesting motherfucker. Any idiot can talk about their favorite lesbian double dildo video, but how many of them actually want to listen.

If you read ThePornGuy's reviews, you'll get a good idea of my style.He has most of the dirty words, but no original ingenuity. It's the difference between the innuendos I said in high school and the nasty innuendos people laugh at when I'm an adult. For example, no one is interested if you say "dildo," so if you want to elicit a laugh, add a joke.

It's also hard not to notice the timeless humor in using words like "ass" in regular sentences. You don't have to smoke cigarettes to appreciate such wordplay. I wonder if I recognize the comedic flair of pornographers or just enjoy the common form we can all master. Now everyone repeat after me: BDSM with a fist in his anus threw up on his oily tits. This is a certificate from ThePornDude School of Comedy.

The first time 'Mo' was seen in the audience, 'Mo' was 'Mo'.

On occasions such as this, it's 'moe-moe.' It mimics the winning formula and picks up traffic where I'm banned, but does it explain everything.

Another thing is that The Porn Guy's reviews and ratings are not an exact duplicate of mine. There are many wannabes, many of whom copy ThePornDude verbatim, and The Porn Guy at least makes its own lists, ranks them in a way I don't, and uses its own judgment. So if you like the format but think I'm worthless, it's theoretically worth watching.

But whether it really is. I guess it depends on what you're looking for in a porn site directory. If you want a quick list of sites in a certain category, this site will probably do. It's not as extensive as my site, so you won't have quick access to as many sites, but ThePornGuy is probably a good choice for general stuff that you can easily find.

If you want an index of porn sites with more genres, more reviews, better humor, sexier design, and generally more porn practical, that's fine. In that case, you're already in the right place - ThePornDude.com has always been the original and best porn site directory online. When something better comes along, we'll cede our throne, but it will never be The Porn Guy.