TUSCL

A list of strip clubs. Do you have the money you want to spend. If so, take your time. By the end of this page, you'll know how to spend that money wisely. As far as I know, most guys like to spend some money at strip clubs, and anyone who says otherwise is a fucking faggot. Well, I don't have a problem with that, but no one in their right mind would mind giving a damn sexy little girl in just a bikini a lap dance. Anyway, I need some spice in my life. It can't end like this, it's me, who else. The website I'm about to show you has ratings and reviews of strip clubs around the world that I think will help you see naked women when your wife is on her period or whatever. Sounds great, right. Welcome to my review of Tuscl.net.

But Porn Dude, what happens in strip clubs.

I'm surprised you don't have a clue. What, are you living under a rock. What a boring life you lead. Anyway, I'm in a good mood today, so I'll explain to you guys what goes on in strip clubs like you're little kids.

What happens in an adult club depends on the location, state laws, the theme of the club, and the promiscuity of the people working there. Some strip clubs are just brothels, others are more like regular bars with lots of bikini-clad dancers. Most are somewhere in the middle, but there are some that lean more toward a brothel, and that's also a great option if you want to get laid there.

Where I'm from, most strip clubs require men to pay an admission fee or a minimum drink, and inside, mostly naked women (some attractive, some not) defiantly dance on poles, with customers who buy drinks and some girls shell out about $20. You'll see them strolling around the floor looking for "private dances," which cost about $20. The private dances include girls in thongs and passthroughs rubbing their butts against your crotch, sometimes bumping their boobs against your poker face and dry fondling you with their hands during the song. Depending on the seriousness of the club (most clubs do) or how tempted you are, some girls will offer you more explicit sexual favors in the club, while others will offer you a date outside the club.

Sounds like a crappy plan, right. Believe me, yes, I have slept with strippers and they are great, let's see how effectively Tuscl.net helps you enjoy the aforementioned experience.

First of all, the design is terrible.

The site claims to be the "definitive list of strip clubs." Whether this is just unsubstantiated bravado remains to be seen. However, it had a chance to make a first impression, and it failed miserably. Although we see that this is a site with a list of strip clubs, the top page says j Please be ostoWhat I like about Tuscl

World Guide to Strip Clubs: if you're looking for a site that helps you find the hottest strip clubs by your location, Tuscl.net looks like the site to help you get there thanks to a worldwide list.

User reviews; users can read reviews from other users, which must be approved by three unique VIP members.

Erotic articles; users are able to read well-written articles about other users' experiences at strip clubs and other obscene things.

What we don't like about Tuscl.

Not free; users must upgrade to a VIP premium membership to have full access to the site, including reviews.

Mediocre design; the site has a really terrible design that looks bland, ordinary and boring.

Potential for fake reviews; anyone with any brain working will understand the potential for fake reviews. Especially when some of them seem to struggle with the other strip clubs listed on the site.

Bottom line.

By all accounts, Tuscl.net has too many unknowns for comfort. Although the site has a large list of strip clubs from around the world, there is also the fact that users have to pay to access anything.