Tushy

I have been thinking a lot about the word "tushy" lately. I think it is the cleanest way to describe the dirtiest part of the human body: the buttocks. If you were to tell your grandmother that you had bloody hemorrhoids in your asshole, she would probably tell you that your "tushy" is "touchy". That's the kind of word it is. I think the cleanliness of the word is what makes Tushy.com's focus on hardcore anal fuck movies so interesting.

Don't get me wrong, Tushy is not a comedy site. The landing page gives you a good idea of what it's all about. This is high quality porn, starring gorgeous talent and shot in glorious 4K Ultra HD. And the beautiful girls get inserted in the ass in every scene.

Insertion from the back

First things first: Tushy is a premium site, so it costs a few bucks to log in. If the pre-log in page doesn't get you excited, you should probably go to a free porn tube or a site that doesn't specialize in butts.Tushy has anal hardcore flick lovers front and center.

At $30/month, it is the gold standard for porn sites today. If you just want to get your feet wet, there is a two-day tour for $5. Longer subscriptions cost less per day. You know how it works.

The sign-up page lists many awards. You have to be careful when you see the word WINNER surrounded by those laurel leaves. If you look closely, you may see bullshit made-up awards like the 2014 Best Picture Award from Uncle Jimmy's Living Room Awards. But Tushy is legit; it has won 16 AVN Awards and 5 XBiz Awards.

I won't list them all here, but AVN called Tushy the Best New Imprint in 2016; in 2017 it was named Best Membership Site, and Xbiz awarded Tushy the 2017 Adult Site of the Year. It is an anal site that has received rave reviews from both.

Stretching the Chocolate Starfish.

Speaking of sites dedicated to butt sex, it's hard not to mention the chocolate jokes, but these girls have beautiful butts. They're all gaping, but there's not a single brown spot. I love it, being a porn star. Most of the girls act like I'm mad at them when I ask for fluids, enemas, or bleaching of their buttholes.

Tushy's main page, when you log in, first shows the latest videos. At the top of the page is "This Week's Update," titled "Catching Up Fun. It's a one-hour fuckfest of two babes catching up with an old friend who's become a tech mogul, with anal inserts in all three.

It's a classic scenario: you grow up in the friends bracket, become very rich, and all of a sudden your old girlfriends start poking around in God's blind spot. When the porn guy's money starts coming in, I'll be going backstage every night.

Anyway, although "Catching Up Fun" is called "This Week's Update," Tushy actually updates it on a five-day schedule. That's six updates a month for you math-challenged perverts out there, and 4K HD-video is no joke. If you have the bandwidth to spare, this video is crisp and clear. Skip to about 31 minutes and admire the clarity of Vicky's pussy lips and asshole as she performs the surf 'n' turf action.

The high-definition video of Vicky stretching her asshole looks great when projected on a TV; if you have a Chromecast on your wifi network, an icon will appear below the video player. Click this icon to show your guests your butt.

If you have an older connection or device that can't stream 4K, no worries, there are several resolution settings, up to 360p. I looked at the lowest setting and it really scales down nicely. The image is so clear that you don't have to squint and try to make the pixels jiggle. Downloads are also available at the same resolution.

Tag this

Anal Muse has been tagged with 14 category tags, including Missionary, Bush, 69, and Ass To Mouth. As a lover of both lesbian hardcore movies and anal hardcore movies, I clicked on FFM for more.

Tushy currently has about 40 movies tagged as FFM. The strange thing is that you can only access them by clicking on the FFM tag on the movie or by typing FFM in the search bar.

Tushy's tag page can be accessed from the drop-down menu at the top right of the page. Blondes, brunettes, redheads, and first-anals all made the cut, but there are only 12 tags listed here.

There has to be something better; Anal Muse has 14 tags, so we already know there are more than 12. Honestly, I feel like someone got lazy when creating the tags page. I would expect more from a premium site.

But the search bar does the trick: I put Latina, Ebony, Toy, and Small Boobs into the search and got results for each. Why they are not listed under the tags, I do not know.

Using the search bar, I found several gaps in Tushy's catalog. The site doesn't seem to have any Asian girls boned in the ass, and there doesn't seem to be any sort of fisting.

Insufficient tags would be a bigger problem on a more substantial site, not that I blame Tushy, but you already have a pretty good idea what their videos are like. If you're searching for fetish movies or single girl scenes with tags, you're in the wrong place.Tushy does anal sex, and they do it very well.

Tushy is recommended for porn fans who really love ass fucking. Filmed in high definition by true artists and professionals, you will see some of the top sluts in the business getting hammered in the ass, Tushy is the champagne of anal hardcore sites.