VRConk

VR Conk I don't know about you, but I can't seem to watch a movie without thinking about sticking my penis in a girl's face, crotch or anus. I recently tried to watch The Joker and got kicked out of the theater because that hot black girl started touching herself every time she came on the screen. I've been arrested so many times already, I don't want to get arrested again. Thankfully, I found a new website called VRconk.

As the name suggests, VRconk.com is a virtual reality porn site; it's new, only registered in 2018, but already attracting thousands of viewers daily. As VR has made its way into homes, 3D game helmets as high-tech masturbation devices More and more perverts are starting to use them. I always tell people who come in to play Beat Saber that they drink so much Kool-Aid that their controllers are just sticky.

Porn Parody with 3D Virtual Reality

The VRconk landing page grabbed my attention in a big way. At the top of the screen is a large ad for a "Boys in the Hood" sex parody, featuring a low rider and one of the hottest Ebony Broads I've ever seen, smiling with a huge dick sticking out of his face. Scroll down the screen a bit and you'll find sex parodies of movies like Scary Movie, The Nanny, National Lampoon's European Vacation, and Basic Instinct.

There is even a dirty porn version of "Why I Ate Gilbert Grape" starring Hadley Mason, who I think is much sexier than Juliette Lewis and the morbidly obese woman who played Gilbert's mother. It's an interesting choice for a parody, since porn studios usually pick something that people are already masturbating to.

VRconk may be new, but they started strong and hard. The film features some of the hottest women in the industry going down in ultra-realistic 3D porn scenes: sluts like Jasmine Grey, September Reign, Khloe Kapri, and Nia Nacci.

I took a quick look at the trailer for The 30 Year Old Virgin. Richie Ryan is an amazing MILF and she has killer boobs to shove in your virtual face before giving you a glimpse of that tight pussy. She fingers herself a bit before giving the VR stand-in a blowjob and titty job. The preview is a few minutes long so I ended up drooping hard and had to go inside to actually see the full site.

VR porn cheaper than traditional 2D porn

I've said it many times, now is the perfect time to sign up for a virtual reality porn site. Every 2D pay site is $30 a month, but the VR guys are all trying to get you hooked by offering a cheaper deal. Right now, it's $20/month for a VRconk membership. If you want to pay even less, you can get a long-term membership.

Not to mention VRconk's weekly updates are compatible with all major VR units. Compatible modelsShe sips from your lap and the sound echoes around the room, the 3D binaural sound striking your ears and helping to further immerse you in the scene.

After about 6 minutes, Lovita spins around and begins riding you in a virtual rear-facing cowgirl position. Her ass movements are so amazing in 3D that it looks as if she is bouncing her ass on your shaft. Her moaning is really on point and you can bet she is just as aroused as you are.

She is facing you, her legs spread wide over your penis. And this scene finally comes to its orgasmic conclusion. I found myself waving my hands in the empty air to grab those gorgeous thighs. Virtual reality can cause mindfucking at times, but it can really get you hard and aroused.

3DVR Porn Cures Erectile Dysfunction

It goes without saying that the production value of virtual reality sex movies is high. It costs a lot of money just to buy a camera, so you won't see amateur anal or sloppy bukkake. Every scene is top quality fucking in a beautiful virtual environment. I keep thinking that I am in a luxury hotel or mansion, not a dimly lit porno cave where I masturbate and write reviews.

I saw Brittany Amber in Doctor Preacher. For a moment, I woke up in a hospital gown in a doctor's office and thought I was getting a proper checkup. That was until Brittany walked in. She is dressed like a nurse, or at least like a college girl heading to a Halloween party dressed as a "nurse". If nurses really wore bras and little skirts and stockings of some sort, I would get hurt much more often.

The woman claims to cure my erectile dysfunction, but by the time she says so, any dysfunction has been pushed out by the monster growing inside my pants. In typical medical fashion, she aggressively jerks your penis and demands that you suck her tits before wrapping those sweet lips around it.

I don't want to spoil anything, but the movie ends with a cumshot into Brittany's gorgeous face as she moans and pleads. It's hot even in two dimensions, but living in 3D virtual reality makes it even hotter. I challenge you to hold yourself back throughout this scene.

VRconk.com is a solid entry into the world of premium VR porn sites. Their weekly releases take you into a world of depravity that would have been unimaginable just a decade ago. With a growing selection of porn parodies and exclusive originals starring beautiful porn stars, viewers can enjoy hours of ultra-realistic masturbation entertainment. For less than the typical 2D pay site, VRconk is a killer deal in addition to all the other offerings.