YouJizz

Welcome to You Jizz (not "ujizz" or "jizz tube"). According to a 2010 press release from the Internet filtering company Optenet, 37% of all content on the Internet is pornographic. While this exact figure has been disputed in subsequent studies (using different metrics), there is little doubt that a significant portion of all content on the Web is dedicated to getting aroused.

But this is not surprising, given that sex (along with music) is one of the universal languages. Believe it or not. Let's say you go to Japan with zero knowledge of the language. You need to get to a distant city, so you take a train. Across the aisle sits a beautiful Japanese girl in a short checked skirt and knee-high stockings. But you ignore it. But I suppose this is a cultural thing. You look away for a moment, look out the window, and check out the view.

But you can't help but think about that sexy Japanese schoolgirl and look away once more. This time she is staring at you and biting her lip. Her hand slowly begins to move up your thigh. She moves her legs slightly. She keeps eye contact with you. Her hand moves up and up, gently rubbing her clit and biting her finger seductively. No words are needed. She definitely wants your penis. What are you waiting for, you dumbass! Get your ass across the aisle and get to her.

In short, sex is one of the most deeply rooted human desires. Of course, it is no surprise that sexual content is mainstream on the Internet, a place where all of humanity shares all of its knowledge and interests.

Yet the dizzying amount of pornography on the Web can make it difficult to sift through it all and separate the first-class from the trash. Of the adult sites on the Web, the majority are porn tube sites. Over the past decade or so, tube sites have grown to become the new industry standard for free porn. Gone are the days of sneaking videos on file sharing or Youtube. Tube is king. But there are too many tube sites out there to choose from.

The reason I am here is, to tell you exactly which sites are fap-worthy and which are garbage. You have probably heard of Pornhub, Redtube, and Youporn (they dominate the tube porn industry). But have you heard of Youjizz.com? No. Well, let's take a look.

Me Jane, You Jizz.

I love sites with fun, easy-to-understand names like You Jizz, which says everything you need to know and is quick and easy to remember. Too often I stumble across a really great tube site and when I try to find it again, I can't remember the name. If you forget, just think about what you are doing on your day off. Yes, how could I forget?

Youjizz's O and U are the faces of winking aristocrats: the O is the eye with the monocle, the U is the wink, the mustache under the two letters, and the top hat on top. The site that makes such jazz classy again is finally here.

The site lives up to its name, and from the moment you reach the top page, the site itself is directly connected to the business. There are no descriptions, mission statements, or any other extraneous details that would steer you away from pornography. Just a navigation bar at the top and a list of thumbnails that goes on for hundreds of pages.

Let's cut to the chase.

All thumbnails are high quality. The thumbnails are high quality. There are no static, shitty images. Instead, when you hover your mouse over them, a video clip plays and you can preview it. So there is no site delay. This is exactly how it should be. With so many sites out there, in order to survive, we need to offer the best in terms of site functionality.

Youjizz seems to offer a myriad of great porn clips to choose from as soon as you enter the site, plus a decent navigation bar to help you sort through all the content. You can easily switch between popular videos, the latest videos, top videos (weekly, monthly, and all-time), random videos, a huge list of tags to choose from, and a list of porn stars appearing on the site.

The great thing about this feature is that no matter which option you choose, Youjizz doesn't show you a whole new page, it stays on the original page, only the content displayed changes. This is a design that I wish more sites would incorporate. It makes browsing the site easier and faster. Losing steam...

The navigation bar has tabs for "Live Sex", "VR Porn", "Meet & Fuck", "Porn Games", "HD", etc. Clicking on "Live Sex" takes you to Youjizz's very own adult cam site, which is always a nice It's a nice touch (needless to say, it's somewhat unusual for a lesser-known tube site to host its own cam space).

However, "VR Porn" seems to be a bullshit link that takes you to random sites (most of which are third-party cam sites), which is nothing more than crappy, misleading advertising. The same can be said for "Meet & Fuck." This will just bring you to Adult Friend Finder. Don't even get me started about it ...

When you click on "Porn Games," you're taken to a random third-party site. At least on this tab, every click brings up something relevant, unlike Youjizz's "VR Porn" tab, where you can click on "Porn Games. So if you want to sign up and download porn games, I think you can find a lot by clicking there.

At this point I was about to give up on the other tabs on the navigation bar as completely useless, but I clicked on "HD," thinking that was where Youjizz would force me to either go to another site that hosts HD videos and charges, or to become a paying member in order to access HD videos. However, I was pleasantly surprised to see Youjizz filter the videos on the page to show only High Definition content. Some of the thumbnails don't have HD aspect ratios, but don't be fooled! When you open them, they are all HD.

You don't have to register for an account to view Youjizz videos (except to interact with camgirls), but you can sign up for free. It allows you to upload videos, like videos, and save videos. However, these features are not enough to bother registering an account with Youjizz. You cannot comment on videos or interact with other users. If you are going to register on a site like this, I would expect more interactive options.

Youjizz, you pay!

The last thing to consider when comparing Youjizz to other similar tube sites, is advertising. And Youjizz definitely has them. First of all, you get a pop-up ad on the first click on the site (very annoying). There are also ads on the right side and bottom of the video page and at the bottom of the home page. Additionally, Youjizz plays ads even before the video starts and when you pause the video.

This is an unacceptable number of ads for me. As you can see, I do not have any ads at all on theporndude.com and get by just fine. Adult sites should exist to provide a fun, entertaining, and easy experience for their users, not to try to sell them shit.

I am not an unreasonable person or anything. I am willing to overlook a few tastefully placed ads here and there, as long as they are not intrusive and do not interfere with my enjoyment of the site. But if they make me wait to watch a video, open a new page in my browser, or try to trick me, I will not tolerate that. This is unacceptable.

But unfortunately, this is par for the course on many porn sites. I wish more sites would stay away from this kind of crap, but what can you do? Aside from the ads, I think Youjizz is a pretty solid tube site with great content and an easy to navigate design. I won't fap right now because I'm pissed about the ads, but I'll probably come back and give it a try: ...... Sperm shots, in other words. Happy fapping, Degenerate.

Welcome to You Jizz (not "ujizz" or "jizz tube"). According to a 2010 press release from the Internet filtering company Optenet, 37% of all content on the Internet is pornographic. While this exact figure has been disputed in subsequent studies (using different metrics), there is little doubt that a significant portion of all content on the Web is dedicated to getting aroused. But this is not surprising, given that sex (along with music) is one of the universal languages. Believe it or not. Let's say you go to Japan with zero knowledge of the language. You need to get to a distant city, so you take a train. Across the aisle sits a beautiful Japanese girl in a short checked skirt and knee-high stockings. But you ignore it. But I suppose this is a cultural thing. You look away for a moment, look out the window, and check out the view. But you can't help but think about that sexy Japanese schoolgirl and look away once more. This time she is staring at you and biting her lip. Her hand slowly begins to move up your thigh. She moves her legs slightly. She keeps eye contact with you. Her hand moves up and up, gently rubbing her clit and biting her finger seductively. No words are needed. She definitely wants your penis. What are you waiting for, you dumbass! Get your ass across the aisle and get to her. In short, sex is one of the most deeply rooted human desires. Of course, it is no surprise that sexual content is mainstream on the Internet, a place where all of humanity shares all of its knowledge and interests. Yet the dizzying amount of pornography on the Web can make it difficult to sift through it all and separate the first-class from the trash. Of the adult sites on the Web, the majority are porn tube sites. Over the past decade or so, tube sites have grown to become the new industry standard for free porn. Gone are the days of sneaking videos on file sharing or Youtube. Tube is king. But there are too many tube sites out there to choose from. The reason I am here is, to tell you exactly which sites are fap-worthy and which are garbage. You have probably heard of Pornhub, Redtube, and Youporn (they dominate the tube porn industry). But have you heard of Youjizz.com? No. Well, let's take a look. Me Jane, You Jizz. I love sites with fun, easy-to-understand names like You Jizz, which says everything you need to know and is quick and easy to remember. Too often I stumble across a really great tube site and when I try to find it again, I can't remember the name. If you forget, just think about what you are doing on your day off. Yes, how could I forget? Youjizz's O and U are the faces of winking aristocrats: the O is the eye with the monocle, the U is the wink, the mustache under the two letters, and the top hat on top. The site that makes such jazz classy again is finally here. The site lives up to its name, and from the moment you reach the top page, the site itself is directly connected to the business. There are no descriptions, mission statements, or any other extraneous details that would steer you away from pornography. Just a navigation bar at the top and a list of thumbnails that goes on for hundreds of pages. Let's cut to the chase. All thumbnails are high quality. The thumbnails are high quality. There are no static, shitty images. Instead, when you hover your mouse over them, a video clip plays and you can preview it. So there is no site delay. This is exactly how it should be. With so many sites out there, in order to survive, we need to offer the best in terms of site functionality. Youjizz seems to offer a myriad of great porn clips to choose from as soon as you enter the site, plus a decent navigation bar to help you sort through all the content. You can easily switch between popular videos, the latest videos, top videos (weekly, monthly, and all-time), random videos, a huge list of tags to choose from, and a list of porn stars appearing on the site. The great thing about this feature is that no matter which option you choose, Youjizz doesn't show you a whole new page, it stays on the original page, only the content displayed changes. This is a design that I wish more sites would incorporate. It makes browsing the site easier and faster. Losing steam... The navigation bar has tabs for "Live Sex", "VR Porn", "Meet & Fuck", "Porn Games", "HD", etc. Clicking on "Live Sex" takes you to Youjizz's very own adult cam site, which is always a nice It's a nice touch (needless to say, it's somewhat unusual for a lesser-known tube site to host its own cam space). However, "VR Porn" seems to be a bullshit link that takes you to random sites (most of which are third-party cam sites), which is nothing more than crappy, misleading advertising. The same can be said for "Meet & Fuck." This will just bring you to Adult Friend Finder. Don't even get me started about it ... When you click on "Porn Games," you're taken to a random third-party site. At least on this tab, every click brings up something relevant, unlike Youjizz's "VR Porn" tab, where you can click on "Porn Games. So if you want to sign up and download porn games, I think you can find a lot by clicking there. At this point I was about to give up on the other tabs on the navigation bar as completely useless, but I clicked on "HD," thinking that was where Youjizz would force me to either go to another site that hosts HD videos and charges, or to become a paying member in order to access HD videos. However, I was pleasantly surprised to see Youjizz filter the videos on the page to show only High Definition content. Some of the thumbnails don't have HD aspect ratios, but don't be fooled! When you open them, they are all HD. You don't have to register for an account to view Youjizz videos (except to interact with camgirls), but you can sign up for free. It allows you to upload videos, like videos, and save videos. However, these features are not enough to bother registering an account with Youjizz. You cannot comment on videos or interact with other users. If you are going to register on a site like this, I would expect more interactive options. Youjizz, you pay! The last thing to consider when comparing Youjizz to other similar tube sites, is advertising. And Youjizz definitely has them. First of all, you get a pop-up ad on the first click on the site (very annoying). There are also ads on the right side and bottom of the video page and at the bottom of the home page. Additionally, Youjizz plays ads even before the video starts and when you pause the video. This is an unacceptable number of ads for me. As you can see, I do not have any ads at all on theporndude.com and get by just fine. Adult sites should exist to provide a fun, entertaining, and easy experience for their users, not to try to sell them shit. I am not an unreasonable person or anything. I am willing to overlook a few tastefully placed ads here and there, as long as they are not intrusive and do not interfere with my enjoyment of the site. But if they make me wait to watch a video, open a new page in my browser, or try to trick me, I will not tolerate that. This is unacceptable. But unfortunately, this is par for the course on many porn sites. I wish more sites would stay away from this kind of crap, but what can you do? Aside from the ads, I think Youjizz is a pretty solid tube site with great content and an easy to navigate design. I won't fap right now because I'm pissed about the ads, but I'll probably come back and give it a try: ...... Sperm shots, in other words. Happy fapping, Degenerate.