Adult Empire Big Tits

Men are simple creatures. While women are busy having the most complex genitals in the known universe, men keep it simple. We have a penis, it wants to be stroked, and when it is stroked we are happy. This is a far cry from brain surgery.

Universal Boner Donor.

The only step that must be taken before a stroke is to get hard. Fortunately, there are several things that can make almost any man hard as well, and chief among them is a big set of boobs.

Big tits are world famous for their ability to make a penis erect whenever it is in its place. As men, we worship boobs like religious people worship iconography. The joy in our hearts when our eyes meet naked nipples is the same joy Christians feel when they look up at the image of the cross. Breasts are my savior. In big tits, I put my trust.

No boob is too big. Just as no boob can be too small, no boob can be too big. Men are happy with boobs of any size. But I would be lying if I said that I don't have a special attachment to fat, watermelon-sized boobs. It's a ball-buster.

Don't blame us, ladies. We must blame evolution. Big tits are a message to all men with balls that bitches are ready to accept their seed. Not only that, but once your seed becomes spawning, she will have plenty of milk to feed your child. I fuck big titted bitches because my seed depends on it.

Have you ever sucked a big titted bitch? It's like magic. All the bad shit I've had to deal with blows away when I stand over the corpse of my recently murdered grandfather and vow revenge, but all that anger is washed away when I mouth a pair of titties. As I said earlier, humans are simple creatures.

There's nothing like a meat pillow for a post-nut nap. The meat in the tit is the perfect consistency to support your head and rock you to sleep. It's like an ambien. 

And the double D is just the beginning of big tits. There are 24 letters in the alphabet, but D is only the fourth, and you haven't lived until you've stuck your dick between two P-cups. I feel as if I am fucking with non-Newtonian fluids. My eyes rolled back in my head so much that I wondered if I would have to have surgery to correct them.

Big tits as far as the eye can see.

There is no shortage of representation in porn because of how popular big tits are. Every porn site on the planet has big tits. Even the sites that say "this porn site only has small boobs" have a few big tits floating around. Men can't help it. Of course, webmasters will try to convince us that C cups are still small, but we know what is happening.

While it is great that big boobs are a universal feature of the Internet, it could lead to a flooding of the market. It's no good having unlimited access to boobs if 90% of them are shoddy, it's the 21st century, bitches. I want to see all boobs in Ultra HD 4K and if the picture quality is that good, I want them to be grade A boobs.

That's why I love watching big tits on Adult Empire. Adult Empire is a pay-per-view porn site overflowing with incredible content. Whatever you like, you can find it here. Today, however, I'm going to focus on the big floppy dum-dums.

I'm not a fan of the bright white backgrounds, but the rest of Adult Empire's design is top notch. Old retarded fucks can figure out how to navigate the place. The main menu is at the top and includes options for Home, Search Bar, My Video on Demand Dashboard, Sign In, Shopping Cart, DVDs, On Demand, Sales, New Releases, Categories, Unlimited, Sex Toys, Porn Stars, Free and Original.

Complementing the main menu is a navigational menu on the left side with the options On Demand, DVD, Blu-ray, VR, Rental, Sex Toys, and Pornstar.

Don't be a snatch snitch.

So much for the details. Let's get Adult Empire's big tits in your eyes." Let's start with "My Pervy Family - Don't Snitch. This film stars MJ Fresh and Brick Danger.

Step-siblings MJ and Brick are relaxing in Brick's room when her father comes home. As usual, the first thing he wants to do is yell and scream. It never really matters. This person's life sucks and she is taking it out on everyone around her.

However, MJ doesn't want to be on the receiving end of it, so she asks her brother-in-law to cover for her. Brick does so, but MJ is still not happy.

With his father around, MJ can't call his dick home, and she's horny, and MJ is horny.

MJ touches his penis and asks how big it is. Knowing how big it is, she gets very excited. Today might not be so bad.

MJ pulls and sucks her brother-in-law's penis, making it hard; MJ pulls and sucks her brother-in-law's penis, making it hard and arousing Brock, who soon wants to do more. But before he can get his dick in her pussy, she gives him a powerful titjob over the ages. I can't believe he made it through without breaking a fat nut.

But he somehow makes it through and the reward for his efforts is a vagina. He hits it in reverse cowgirl position before flipping her over and fucking her from behind. Finally, just before he comes, he spins her around once more, but this time he becomes a missionary. This time he throws the rope against her snatch wall as he stares deep into her tits.

Double Bubble Trouble.

Enjoy some lesbian action in "When Girls Play 28," starring Abella Danger, Alexis Fox, Lacey Lennon, Jade Kush, Alexa Thomas, Honey Gold and more.

Cute and innocent Honey Gold and sexy bully Molly Stewart suffer detention together. Honey, a tattooed, well-behaved girl, is pissed off because she has repeatedly tattled on Molly. Why doesn't this nerdy bastard mind his own business?

Molly has had enough and decides it's time to teach this bitch a lesson. Molly plays nice and suggests to Honey that she needs to loosen up a bit and enjoy her life. After all, you only live once.

Molly begins chasing Honey around the room, and Molly puts her hands on Honey and scoops her up. Soon the two are naked and fucking each other right next to the principal. I hope she doesn't come in. Oh, wait. Yes, yes, she does.

Cooter Budge.

Next up is Lethal Hardcore's "Girl Scouts Full of Cream," starring Brailyn Bailey, Nadia Noja, Kenzie Love, and Aubrey Valentine. Aubrey Valentine has noticed that cookie sales have dropped dramatically. She doesn't know why, but she has to do something about it anyway. She refuses to let them go unsold.

A normal bitch might increase advertising or work longer hours. But Aubrey Valentine is no ordinary bitch. Instead, she took a cue from the cream cookies she sells and decided to cream herself. The box of cookies also comes with a nookie, so who wouldn't buy one?

For Daddy.

Finally, we have "Fun with Mom," starring Lena Paul, Reagan Fox, Kenzie Taylor, Kristy Stevens, and Bailey Brooks." Kristy Stevens is having marital problems. They get along very well, but he is not getting laid with her as much as he would like.

As she is on the phone explaining her problems, her stepdaughter Bailey Brooks walks through the door and overhears their conversation. Bailey cannot believe that her father has not properly fucked her stepmother. She truly loves her father and would do anything to make him happy. Even if that includes fucking his wife. Let's hope Christy is down for some lesbian action. I have a feeling she will be.

All a man wants is to wiggle his big tits around, it makes him feel this good, so screw the antidepressants, give me boobs instead.

Adult Empire is one of my favorite porn sites, so I don't see much of a problem with it. The only thing that bothers me is the blank white background. This is not the place for a late night porn marathon.

I was surprised I didn't masturbate when I got to the end of this article. Are you a practicing monk?

Men are simple creatures. While women are busy having the most complex genitals in the known universe, men keep it simple. We have a penis, it wants to be stroked, and when it is stroked we are happy. This is a far cry from brain surgery. Universal Boner Donor. The only step that must be taken before a stroke is to get hard. Fortunately, there are several things that can make almost any man hard as well, and chief among them is a big set of boobs. Big tits are world famous for their ability to make a penis erect whenever it is in its place. As men, we worship boobs like religious people worship iconography. The joy in our hearts when our eyes meet naked nipples is the same joy Christians feel when they look up at the image of the cross. Breasts are my savior. In big tits, I put my trust. No boob is too big. Just as no boob can be too small, no boob can be too big. Men are happy with boobs of any size. But I would be lying if I said that I don't have a special attachment to fat, watermelon-sized boobs. It's a ball-buster. Don't blame us, ladies. We must blame evolution. Big tits are a message to all men with balls that bitches are ready to accept their seed. Not only that, but once your seed becomes spawning, she will have plenty of milk to feed your child. I fuck big titted bitches because my seed depends on it. Have you ever sucked a big titted bitch? It's like magic. All the bad shit I've had to deal with blows away when I stand over the corpse of my recently murdered grandfather and vow revenge, but all that anger is washed away when I mouth a pair of titties. As I said earlier, humans are simple creatures. There's nothing like a meat pillow for a post-nut nap. The meat in the tit is the perfect consistency to support your head and rock you to sleep. It's like an ambien. And the double D is just the beginning of big tits. There are 24 letters in the alphabet, but D is only the fourth, and you haven't lived until you've stuck your dick between two P-cups. I feel as if I am fucking with non-Newtonian fluids. My eyes rolled back in my head so much that I wondered if I would have to have surgery to correct them. Big tits as far as the eye can see. There is no shortage of representation in porn because of how popular big tits are. Every porn site on the planet has big tits. Even the sites that say "this porn site only has small boobs" have a few big tits floating around. Men can't help it. Of course, webmasters will try to convince us that C cups are still small, but we know what is happening. While it is great that big boobs are a universal feature of the Internet, it could lead to a flooding of the market. It's no good having unlimited access to boobs if 90% of them are shoddy, it's the 21st century, bitches. I want to see all boobs in Ultra HD 4K and if the picture quality is that good, I want them to be grade A boobs. That's why I love watching big tits on Adult Empire. Adult Empire is a pay-per-view porn site overflowing with incredible content. Whatever you like, you can find it here. Today, however, I'm going to focus on the big floppy dum-dums. I'm not a fan of the bright white backgrounds, but the rest of Adult Empire's design is top notch. Old retarded fucks can figure out how to navigate the place. The main menu is at the top and includes options for Home, Search Bar, My Video on Demand Dashboard, Sign In, Shopping Cart, DVDs, On Demand, Sales, New Releases, Categories, Unlimited, Sex Toys, Porn Stars, Free and Original. Complementing the main menu is a navigational menu on the left side with the options On Demand, DVD, Blu-ray, VR, Rental, Sex Toys, and Pornstar. Don't be a snatch snitch. So much for the details. Let's get Adult Empire's big tits in your eyes." Let's start with "My Pervy Family - Don't Snitch. This film stars MJ Fresh and Brick Danger. Step-siblings MJ and Brick are relaxing in Brick's room when her father comes home. As usual, the first thing he wants to do is yell and scream. It never really matters. This person's life sucks and she is taking it out on everyone around her. However, MJ doesn't want to be on the receiving end of it, so she asks her brother-in-law to cover for her. Brick does so, but MJ is still not happy. With his father around, MJ can't call his dick home, and she's horny, and MJ is horny. MJ touches his penis and asks how big it is. Knowing how big it is, she gets very excited. Today might not be so bad. MJ pulls and sucks her brother-in-law's penis, making it hard; MJ pulls and sucks her brother-in-law's penis, making it hard and arousing Brock, who soon wants to do more. But before he can get his dick in her pussy, she gives him a powerful titjob over the ages. I can't believe he made it through without breaking a fat nut. But he somehow makes it through and the reward for his efforts is a vagina. He hits it in reverse cowgirl position before flipping her over and fucking her from behind. Finally, just before he comes, he spins her around once more, but this time he becomes a missionary. This time he throws the rope against her snatch wall as he stares deep into her tits. Double Bubble Trouble. Enjoy some lesbian action in "When Girls Play 28," starring Abella Danger, Alexis Fox, Lacey Lennon, Jade Kush, Alexa Thomas, Honey Gold and more. Cute and innocent Honey Gold and sexy bully Molly Stewart suffer detention together. Honey, a tattooed, well-behaved girl, is pissed off because she has repeatedly tattled on Molly. Why doesn't this nerdy bastard mind his own business? Molly has had enough and decides it's time to teach this bitch a lesson. Molly plays nice and suggests to Honey that she needs to loosen up a bit and enjoy her life. After all, you only live once. Molly begins chasing Honey around the room, and Molly puts her hands on Honey and scoops her up. Soon the two are naked and fucking each other right next to the principal. I hope she doesn't come in. Oh, wait. Yes, yes, she does. Cooter Budge. Next up is Lethal Hardcore's "Girl Scouts Full of Cream," starring Brailyn Bailey, Nadia Noja, Kenzie Love, and Aubrey Valentine. Aubrey Valentine has noticed that cookie sales have dropped dramatically. She doesn't know why, but she has to do something about it anyway. She refuses to let them go unsold. A normal bitch might increase advertising or work longer hours. But Aubrey Valentine is no ordinary bitch. Instead, she took a cue from the cream cookies she sells and decided to cream herself. The box of cookies also comes with a nookie, so who wouldn't buy one? For Daddy. Finally, we have "Fun with Mom," starring Lena Paul, Reagan Fox, Kenzie Taylor, Kristy Stevens, and Bailey Brooks." Kristy Stevens is having marital problems. They get along very well, but he is not getting laid with her as much as he would like. As she is on the phone explaining her problems, her stepdaughter Bailey Brooks walks through the door and overhears their conversation. Bailey cannot believe that her father has not properly fucked her stepmother. She truly loves her father and would do anything to make him happy. Even if that includes fucking his wife. Let's hope Christy is down for some lesbian action. I have a feeling she will be. All a man wants is to wiggle his big tits around, it makes him feel this good, so screw the antidepressants, give me boobs instead. Adult Empire is one of my favorite porn sites, so I don't see much of a problem with it. The only thing that bothers me is the blank white background. This is not the place for a late night porn marathon. I was surprised I didn't masturbate when I got to the end of this article. Are you a practicing monk?